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Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] of_deduction) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2016-12-04 12:57 am

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Now that I'm much better acquainted with this place I will be opening my own consulting detective business. The basis of my operation is this:

    1. If you have an interesting problem that you cannot solve on your own then you may feel free to contact me and we'll discuss its potential.
    2. Tell me in every detail possible about your problem. Leaving nothing out.
    3. From the details you provide I will offer a deduction or decide if further investigation is necessary.


If you have an interest in consulting me then there are a few things to keep in mind.

    1. I will charge all my clients the same amount. More money is not an incentive.
    2. If you cannot afford the designated charge I am open to negotiating the price.
    3. I won't waste my time on adultery cases.
    4. I will not accept anonymous clients.




On that that note, with my work it is likely I'll be far too busy to keep up the apartment and all the shopping. If you would like a job as a house keeper you may apply below, however there are a few key traits I'm looking for in any potentials.

    1. Must be able to follow orders.
    2. Able to make tea and coffee
    3. Willing to do the necessary shopping
    4. A strong stomach, not at all squeamish
    5. No sort of history involving the abuse (of any kind) of children.


-Sherlock Holmes


[ This time, he's signed it with his full name just to the gauge the reaction to it. ]
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-11 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Only the unexpected.

[Conan grimaces. He had very reluctantly accepted that the magic so many of the others spoke of here was a legitimate force here. But that didn't mean that he liked it. ]

The worst so far was a riot a few months ago. It was set off by a chemical that fell from the sky in the form of black dust, and it increased aggression significantly in anyone who breathed it in.
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-11 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It was created by Daseng with Milyn's assistance.
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-11 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Unverified. It was tracked back to the cultist's group, as a weaponized form of one of the local street drugs, but no motivation was uncovered.
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-11 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want to learn more about them, you should talk to the police department. I haven't been able to learn much. Most of the people who know anything about them are of the opinion that kids shouldn't be involved.
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-11 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Most children would have been upset and panicked by suddenly being grabbed like this. Not Conan. If anything he looks bored as he hangs from the attacker's grip on the back of his shirt.

Conan doesn't reach for his watch. Not yet. He was curious to see what this Sherlock would do.

He cranes his neck up to see the attacker's face and speaks up with his most irritating childish mannerisms.]


Neh, Mr Criminal? What are you going to do now?
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-12 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[The moment he is released, Conan neatly drops to the ground in crouch and rolls away out of reach. Then he stands and watches Sherlock's excellently performed shoulder toss.]
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-12 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Never before? That's surprising.

[Conan brushes himself off.]

I'm fine. Seems like you moved fast enough. Was that judo?
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-12 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Not quite. In Doyle's novels, Holmes practiced baritsu. Which was probably referring to bartitsu.
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[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-12-16 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Conan makes a cheerful affirmative sound, and continues on down the walk. Sorry, Sherlock. Some things were a habit. ]