of_deduction: (Mmm...don't think so)
Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] of_deduction) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2017-05-09 06:00 pm

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I’ve made a fascinating discovery about your Red Dust.


[ For a moment that seems to the end of it but added as, what seems to be an after thought- ]

Oh, and it looks like I've managed to figure out how to stabilise it before you. Tough break that.

If you're feeling the need to try and extract the information from me, I invite you to try.

You know where I'll be.
SH
upshore: (sighs deeply // lulamae)

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[personal profile] upshore 2017-05-17 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, I was gonna be, but you're being an asshole so now I'm not.

I'm not gonna repeat what everyone else has been saying - though man, it's gonna be hard, because it's all variations on a theme - so I want an explanation. And don't try and give me the runaround. I hate that.
upshore: (The People's Eyebrow // lulamae)

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[personal profile] upshore 2017-05-17 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
'Cause you're being a See You Next Tuesday and I'm clearly a lot smarter than you because I know better than to do dumb shit like this.

The wise man learns from the mistakes of others, the smart man learns from his own, and the fool doesn't learn. By that metric, I'm smart. By that metric, you're a goddamned fool.
upshore: (sighs deeply // lulamae)

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[personal profile] upshore 2017-05-17 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not, I'm just telling you that you're making a mistake.

But what else is new, right? Like I said, variations on a theme.
upshore: (The People's Eyebrow // lulamae)

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[personal profile] upshore 2017-05-17 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, bro, it just looks like you're sitting here in a flamewar with every Tom, Dick, and Harry who's explaining to you why you're being a moron. I sincerely doubt your dance card is full.

Also, this is probably gonna end in them torturing you to get your information. I mean, hey, if that's your goal, no judgment. Some people get off on that.

[MILES!!!]
upshore: (hahaha what // lulamae)

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[personal profile] upshore 2017-05-17 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You kinky motherfucker. [Said a little admirably, actually.]

I'm sure someone at the Shaded Lantern could help you with that, if that's really what you're after. You don't have to goad some cultists to get whipped or chained upside down or something.
upshore: (Are you a fuckin' idiot // lulamae)

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[personal profile] upshore 2017-05-17 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So he'll get someone close to you then. Duh-doi.
upshore: (:| // lulamae)

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[personal profile] upshore 2017-05-22 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please observe his coolly unimpressed face.]

You know you're baiting terrorists, right? Jesus. Why don't you just get a flight suit and a "Mission Accomplished" banner while you're at it?