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[imaginate]

[ if one looks at the location of this post, it's from Wood. Kyle's idea of being careful is essentially walking over to another Sector to use one of the cafes. ]

hello?

seriously there's better things to rip off than myspace

[ He's going to treat this as a chatroom until he has reason to do otherwise. ]

is this network the only way to contact people? what happened to telephones? or shining a signal in the sky? [ subtle. very subtle. He buffers it quickly: ] or even messenger pigeons?

[ now to see if anyone takes the hint. Before then, he decides to offer a helpful tidbit: ]

by the way this isn’t a dream or a collective hallucination

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[imaginate]

someone who can change their shape? they turn into animals and creatures and stuff.

it's like a superpower. do you read comic books?

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[tangentdarko]

When I was a kid, sure.

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[imaginate]

think of it as something like that

except it's real

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[tangentdarko]

Superheroes aren't real. Why would shapeshifters be?

[Yeah, he's really arguing this while standing on a turtle.]

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[imaginate]

[wow rude. Kyle is a superhero B(]

dude

i don't know if you've heard

but there's people from atlantis here

and superman

they're real all right

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[tangentdarko]

Oh.

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Do you think he'd sign one of my old comics?

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[imaginate]

thought you didn't read them anymore? :P

jk he would

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[tangentdarko]

Cool. I don't have it with me. I'll have to find one.

I always liked Superman. Batman was always trying too hard and the Flash was just kind of annoying.

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[imaginate]

[.... YOU DID NOT JUST DISS HIS BFF.]

hey

the flash is cool too

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[tangentdarko]

Have you ever even read a comic with the Flash in it?

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[imaginate]

[WHY WOULD HE READ A COMIC WHEN HE HAS THE REAL THING!!!]

loads

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[tangentdarko]

Then you should know why he's annoying. He doesn't even have a real power. Running fast? That's so lame.

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[imaginate]

[AKGSDKJSKJFVBJKV ok Wally can be annoying sometimes but he's not saying that.]

speed is a cool power

even superman has it

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[tangentdarko]

Yeah, along with like, ten other powers. Superman knows that just speed would be totally dumb.

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[imaginate]

you can do a lot with just speed

get creative!

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[tangentdarko]

Whatever. It's just some dumb kids stuff anyway.

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[imaginate]

the locals really are shapeshifters

will you have problems getting used to that?

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[tangentdarko]

Not really. I've already seen some pretty weird things.

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[imaginate]

such as

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[tangentdarko]

Why should I tell you? I don't even know who you are.

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[imaginate]

was just curious

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[tangentdarko]

Okay, well, promise you won't make fun of me.

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[imaginate]

promise

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[tangentdarko]

I saw Frank. He was a giant bunny rabbit from the future. Well, he was in a bunny suit, I mean. He wasn't actually a rabbit. That would be stupid. And, when the tangent universe was almost ending, I saw the fourth dimension for awhile. I also burned down that pervert's house and I shot the old Frank - who was my sister's boyfriend - because he ran over Gretchen, to help the whole universe end so that everyone else could survive.

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[imaginate]

hold up

you saw through time?