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oo1 [Voice]

Okay so that wasn't exactly my kinda idea of a swim. FYI might be a bit better for business if you have a less creepy welcome speech. Better customer service, you know? Maybe answer a few questions that I had? And what does it mean by uh...dreaming, life and death?

Not important. Anyone else on the same boat? [Pause and a snort, cause they're on a...nevermind.] If there is, I'm gonna assume that means that we can't exactly just go home. That would be far too easy.

First port of call, where can I get some food because I'm kind of really hungry.

Uugh my throat also really hurts.

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Really? I mean I've had nice people talk to me, but had an ass talk earlier. Well, he seemed like a jerk any way. So, is there anyone from your home here?

Some people seemed a little - rattled I guess, and there was Brandon, but I think he's more bark than bite. [Probably an accurate assessment tbh. Annd, at that question she makes an expression between bemused and baffled]

My, um, one of my professors, actually? [it manages to sound like a question, as if she isn't sure that's a real thing that's really happening to her.

This is how a college student would react to one of their teachers being kidnapped to the same weird turtle universe as them, right?]

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That's kinda more comforting then.

[Billy just, stares. He's quiet for a long while because...wow.]

Did you forget an assignment? Cause that really sucks. Seriously.

[Wow. Exactly.

Thanks a bunch, Bruce]

I don't even know, it's like this whole thing was designed to spite me. [she's aware that's being overdramatic] I just hope he doesn't try to turn it into a "learning experience" or something.

[He snorts and starts to laugh.]

Setting you weekly homework assessments. Well, better you than me.

I've just got my brother and boyfriend here.

Now that's really not fair.

I'd maybe be okay with it if he was, you know, one of those cute Indiana Jones type professors, but the universe can't even give me that one small mercy. It's just rude.

[She hopes Bruce sees this]

I dunno, Indiana Jones type isn't really what I go for. Then again, I don't know what your Prof. looks like.

[Let's be real, he probably will.]

How can you have eyes and not be attracted to Harrison Ford? [Steph you seem over-invested in this] But uh, he's an older dude, greying, pretty boring looking. Professor Craig, if you ever meet him.

Okay, in Star Wars, yeah. But that's about it. Viggo Mortensen however!

[He hums and then shrugs.]

I'll let you knew when I see him.

But Han's an asshole. [fair assessement] I guess I could go Viggo, you know, if he ever happened to be walking by. [what]

I eagerly await your judegement of his attractiveness. [she really hopes Bruce sees this]

Yeah but he looks good doing it and it's just his character. Aw c'mon Viggo's totally hot. Long hair and facial hair or clean shaven and short heart. Oh! Karl Urban he's nice!

I do love a man with a thigh holster. [Fine, she will concede this point] Yes, oh my god. I would do things to Karl Urban. That accent, dude.

[Stephanie!]

Yes! And when he's all...smiling or his shirt off. You know all like fantasy and stuff.

[Billy's just as bad.]

I'm not normally into dude's with long hair, but he definitely rocks that look.

I wish Karl Urban got abducted into the giant turtle with us.

Yeah not much for it either unless the guy can really pull it off.

[He laughs and nods almost eagerly.]

That would be amazing! Although I think Teddy might go in a huff if he caught me staring at him so much.

I'll make sure to keep Mr Urban occupied and out of the public eye, for the sake of your relationship. [that is definitely the reason]

That's hardly fair. Share him at least!

You have a boyfriend, you don't need to be shared with!

Uh yeah! It's Karl Urban! I can make a few tweaks to the rules!

I think your boyfriend should be the one who decides that, you're biased.

Teddy would be totally cool with it!

I'd like to see that in writing before I'm willing to buy it.

Ugh fine. I'll just have to get him first. [And he's still grinning.]

Your boyfriend, or Karl Urban? [she knew what he meant, now she's just teasing]

Both, we'll all hide and have some fun times.

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