[voice]

[seriouslytwisted]

Why doesn't this place have any phones? 'S like I gotta update my my.face just to have a freakin' chat.

Whatever.


DONNIE. Go home, I'll meet you there.

Hey uh, Santo. I wanna ask you something. Off the books.

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[video]

[seriouslytwisted]

[Oh, it's you again. Don't you have someone to threaten?]

It's a website, old timer. On the internet.

[video]

[notamachine]

[aww, lookit you, cute little baby turtle. Dean's gonna annoy the shit out of you!]

Trust me, I know the ins and outs of the internet a lot better than you do, but I've never heard of "myface".

[video]

[seriouslytwisted]

[HE WILL BREAK YOU]

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were the crazy shut-in type of serial killer. My bad.

[video]

[notamachine]

[NOT BEFORE DEAN BREAKS YOUR BRAIN.]

It sounds like something a kid would use. What is it, something like Facebook, but with less naked chicks?

[video]

[seriouslytwisted]

I wouldn't know. Because my kid brother is the one who uses it.

[video]

[notamachine]

You let your kid brother look at porn online? Damn.

[seriouslytwisted]

It's not a porn site, you sicko.

[notamachine]

[Dean knows that ever site is a porn site if you look hard enough, but he's not quite enough of a dick to point that out.]

So it's a search engine. Good to know. Can you look up the nearest bar with it?

[Yes, he's pretty sure he's figured out what My.Face is, but now he's having fun.]

[seriouslytwisted]

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you should give it a shot, actually make a nice friend or two. Socialize in a way that doesn't make everybody want to rip your head off.

[notamachine]

So what you're saying is that "myface" is a search engine that I can use to meet nice, naked chicks I wanna be "friends" with. Awesome.

[Dean stop that]

[seriouslytwisted]

I'm not talking about where you can find naked chicks. Get lost.

[Maybe if you were a fellow freak Raph would talk about shit this personal, but you? Regular-looking dude? Probably considered attractive to many humans? Nope.]