004 ◉ audio; dated to the 14th

[imaginate]

[ The audio clicks on and there's a long pause. When Kyle speaks, his tone is calm, perfectly controlled. It's his Business Voice, blank save for the barest hint of anger. ]

This is Kyle Rayner of the Green Lantern Corps. I apologise for the inconvenience, but our clinic at EA-3B is currently undergoing repairs and won't be able to take more patients at this time. We'll be temporarily operating a backup at WA-1A. [ He attaches a map, showing where it is. ]

Any and all hands with medical experience or healing abilities are always welcome.

[ Another long pause. ]

And if someone could come collect Avatar Korra, that would be appreciated.

[ There is a brief pause, as though he's debating what more to say, before the audio clicks off. ]

Comments

audio;

[selfsacrificing]

[ you'll never get spock to admit to being relieved to hear that voice, not even on pain of death ]

Doctor.

audio;

[asouthron]

Ah, well, speak of the devil. You butting in was actually a help...

[ That's what truth serum is for! And I think he has a bottle with your name on it, Spock. ]

audio;

[selfsacrificing]

[ omfg you are getting such a sass face rn mccoy SPOCK IS ALWAYS HELPFUL ]

Do attempt to restrain your enthusiasm.

audio;

[asouthron]

Ha, well, excuse me if I seem a lil' exuberant after bein' kidnapped--Against my will, by the way! Give me a few days, I'm sure I'll be right as rain.

[ Helpful in producing excess stomach acid. Seriously, this is like his seventh ulcer, Spock. Pace yourself. ]

audio;

[selfsacrificing]

The term "kidnapping" generally implies a lack of consent by the victim, yes. [ By "pace yourself" did you mean "pick up the pace?" Because if so Spock is a Vulcan with a can-do attitude. ]

audio;

[asouthron]

[ Here, this is where McCoy is snorting at your condescension. RIGHT HERE! Do you hear it, pointy? ]

Well, it has "variable definitions" depending on the aggressor. [ Let's take Jim for example. McCoy'll classify several things Jim's done as kidnapping, but the doctor, for some reason, went along with them anyway. See? There's a reason he defined it! ]