[text misfire]

[no_light]

[ It's the second time a message from Kylo Ren shows up in as many months, a new record! What joy!

But this misfired text message going public by morning isn't one he would have wanted to share. ]

you're SO pretty... like SO pretty

i never say nice things to you why do i never say nice things?

i want to write a poem about your eyes and how good you fight you're really special you know that? youre light and fierceness and danger and i was awful to you I'm sorry i never said sorry before huh

[ Such is the result of sampling too much of the local brews, and then experimenting with new technology.

Kylo, enjoy your hangover with a little extra, courtesy of the malfunctioning network. ]

Comments

[wrathfulkhan]

I'm flattered, but I'm very taken.

[no_light]

[ He grimaces. More mockery. Sure. Figures. ]

Don't be flattered. Please, don't.

[wrathfulkhan]

Oh, but I am! Nobody's ever said such nice things about the way I fight before.

[no_light]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

I wonder why.

[wrathfulkhan]

[You're cute, Kylo.]

You're very charming. I'm sure the object of your affection is going to be swept off their feet by your way with words.

[no_light]

[He rolls his eyes.]

I'm sure your sarcasm is found charming as well.

[wrathfulkhan]

Considering that I'm in a two-year relationship - three if you count the Dreaming Year, which I don't - I'd say it is.

[no_light]

Are you? With another foreigner? I did not know there arr any relationships left. The ones I knew of were torn apart when people were sent back.

[wrathfulkhan]

Well...I've been lucky so far.

[no_light]

Then I hope you will continue to be lucky.