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[shorttempered]

[A young man in a bright yellow and blue costume turns on his webcam and stares blankly at the screen for a moment before beginning to speak.]

So uh, I figured I should meet the new neighbors since I'm stuck here and I've been told this is the best way to do it. Hi, my name's... [He reaches up to touch the fabric around is ear.] Invincible. Jeez I really have to stop getting so used to wearing the costume, forgot if it was on or not.

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Does anyone happen to know if this In-Between place is like a multiverse thing or something, if you know what that is? I'm trying to get a sense of my bearings and the Kedan weren't exactly very helpful.

Uh... Not that they aren't already being ridiculously helpful right now what with giving me a room and some money and all that...

[He tugs at the back of his hair and sighs.]

Can someone do me a favor and tell me again that I can't just wake up or fly out of here? The Kedan must have told me about 20 times but I figure I need to hear it at least 20 more before I start to believe it.

Thanks... and sorry this got depressing fast.

[And with that he quickly turns the camera off before he can further make a fool out of himself.]

Comments

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[iron_ego]

Bit slow on the uptake, are we? I'm sure someone could record the kedan speech and loop in like Lambchop's little number, but then you'd think this place was Hell and not just another stop on the Interdimensional Express.

[A bit of Stark ramble to get your day started right.]

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[shorttempered]

No one should ever be subjected to "This is the song that never ends" on repeat, dude. That's just cruel.

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[iron_ego]

Wake up and smell the roses, buttercup. Cruelty's human nature, it just takes mysterious forms.

[Like those of five year olds screaming that song endlessly.]

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[shorttempered]

No argument from me here, but that's a new level of cruel. I think that legally falls under "cruel and unusual punishment."