tushanshu | FAIL FILTER; To Aisha, Dean, Fenris, Connor & Castiel

[ He'd gotten distracted with the spa day, happy vibes making him hippy out and sit on the beach smoking awesome elf weed, but as soon as Iorveth comes out of the spell, it comes to the front of his mind again - the conversation he had with the Emperor. It's extremely sensitive information and Iorveth isn't about to spill it to the general populace.

Hence the filter. However, Iorveth is from the 1200s and he has never done a filter before in his life and he already doesn't speak on this thing very often. So, uh, see Iorveth totally fail at it. Gdi. ]

I have information you'll want to know. I cannot share it here - you must come to the palace.

[ His done is serious, impassive. More so than he usually is, and forgive the ominousness. He's not about to test the 'don't speak the name outside the palace' rule. He pauses, swallowing, before he continues. ]

I know why we were brought here.

And what we are meant to battle.

[ He stares for a moment, eyes unfocused from the screen, within troubling thoughts, brow knit. ]

You may not like it.

[[ ooc; i know fail filters are dumb sometimes, but Iorveth icly would seriously tell only those five people and I didn't want to cut people off from srs plot info, so doing this for now. Granted, Iorveth will be shorter and more guarded with people not those five and people he doesn't like he may straight up refuse to tell them without convincing 8T he was the worst person to get this information p much, sob. ]]

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Not at all. Few animals are.

[Including humans whose ancestors weren't genetically engineered.]

[ Snort. ]

How typical of humans to call whatever else animals. You must not have many other races in your realm or simply are very ignorant of them. [ There are like five million things longer lived that humans in his world, himself included. ]

As I am familiar with Easterners, and have encountered Serioli and cat-centaurs and a demon, and, moreover, was present at the last Jenoine incursion, I am by no means ignorant. And, while other races have no formal place within the Empire, that does not mean we do not know of them, nor that they are not present.

I demand that you retract your assertion, sir.

[ A short smirk and a soft snort. ]

Don't they? And why is that?

I refuse.

Then I am challenging you, sir.

[ Snort. ]

Challenge? I do not duel. It's a frivolous practice invented by pompous nobles in the name of defending their immense and unseemly pride and honor.

If you wish to kill me for slighting you, then come find me. And hope you are quick enough to strike before I notice you.

Sir, if I strike you, I would not do so unless you are aware of it. If you are as skilled as you pretend, then I desire your full attention.

[ He laughs, shaking his head. ]

Girl, you would not make it close enough to me to strike me if I were aware of you.

I have not been called 'girl' in some time.

And if I was certain of my victory, the challenge would be far less of a diversion.

Most humans do not reach what is adulthood to my race. At least not without wrinkles.

Then proceed as you will, but don't be surprised when an arrow pierces your eye.

Then you must be tolerably old, then.

Beyond a century.

And how long is a century? We do not use them in the Empire.

Do you use years?

Does not everyone?

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