001 ● VIDEO

[sureisaguy]

[ The video feed loads and Mikey comes into view, frowning in concentration with his tongue sticking out. Computers are not his best subject. After about ten seconds he seems to realize that he's broadcasting and leans in, grabbing the console screen as if he can see everyone if he just gets close enough. ]

Uhhh... hello? This thing on?

[ He waves a two-fingered hand in front of the camera and sits back slightly. ]

So um, anyone know if this turtle gets DSL? 'Cause I gotta send a word back to my bros and I can't find the internet thingy on this computer.

[ Squinting at the console, a look of understanding dawns on his face. ]

Ohhhh what if I press--

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[seriouslytwisted]

[Raph heads over to see if there's anything he can make a sandwich out of, because he's still hungry and doesn't exist to feed his stupid brother.

Ah, good. He has some bread and that half a roast chicken left. Chicken sandwich sounds freaking amazing right now.]

Almost four months. [He pulls out the chicken, bread and various condiments to lay them out on the counter. He'll have to go scavenging again tomorrow night.]