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[video] Fuck Yo Turtle

Hey, I'm thinking of going to find this stupid turtle's head and trying to talk to it. If the Emperor and the kedan didn't bring us here, it's gotta be the turtle, right? So I'm gonna talk it into sending us all back.

Anyone wanna come with me?

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Ugh, I know! And now we're stuck here...she says that time is like...I dunno, frozen back home? But so what! We're still here and we're supposed to just twiddle our thumbs or some bullshit while we worry about all the shit we need to do back home...it doesn't matter if time isn't passing for them, it is for us!

Passing three times slower for me than you, too. [he heaves a sigh.]

Yeah! Wait, what?

Did you miss the part where I'm a speedster?

Uh, yeah? What's a speedster?

[Flat look.] Seriously? [And he heaves a sigh.]

I can run faster than the speed of sound. Basically.

Whoa...wow! That's fast!

[He can't help but smirk.]

Pretty much. So everything plays out in slow motion for me.

That sounds pretty crappy, actually.

Yeah. That part fucking sucks.

So are you like, magic, or is it something you learned somewhere or what?

What? No. I'm a mutant.

I was born like this.

A mutant? Like... [Well, he doesn't want to say half-breed, cause that term leaves a sour taste in his mouth. Less so than some of the other words he himself has been called, but still.] Sorry, dunno what that means.

[Tommy sort of sighs, because he should be used to this by now, and shrugs.]

Like. Some people are born human, and some people have a genetic code that give them superpowers or something. They are mutants. Basically my DNA is weird.

Ohhhh. Like that, okay. [His tone is completely blase, even though he barely understands what Tommy means.] That, uh. Must be cool, though, having superpowers. Haha, I have no idea what that would be like.

Like I said, it has its upsides and downsides.

Yeah...like anything else, I guess.

Pretty much.

So are there all kinds of mutants? Er, I mean like, all kinds of superpowers where you come from? Like a manga or a comic book?

What the hell is manga?

--Oh is that that wide eyed Japanese read backwards stuff that my brother reads sometimes?

It's Japanese comics, dude! They're so much better than American crap.

Like I'd know, I'm not a nerd.

Che, you don't have to be a nerd to like manga.

Uh, yeah. You do. It's for babies.

What? No it's not! You've never even read any!

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