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[One man, reaching middle age with a wary expression on his face. Then he smirks - the smirk dissolves into a smile but those who are observant, very very observant - might be aware that the smile is not genuine. He runs a hand through his hair with something tucked under his arm.]

I was going to have today off anyway. You know. I get that I'm not dreaming and I get that I'm not going to be able to get back.

[At that, his eyes widen and there's a sense - especially to those of you who might be extra observant that this might be a good thing. Or an unusual thing. It's not something he's had time to process yet.

The expression goes dark.]

Which is pretty fucking rude if you don't mind my saying so. There any order to this spontaneous kidnapping people for riding on turtles sort of thing?

[he is betting no. however.] This would be the part where I flash my badge and introduce myself as Detective Hoffman.[He does so. One handed out of habit before realizing it and sticking it back in his pocket.] ...or indulge that habit and ask people if there's anything that I need to know about being here that's not in the welcoming committee.

...I'd appreciate any response.

[And the policeman turns off the feed and waits.]

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[deep breath] What do you mean food shortages.

[we'll cut through all the rest of that]

I know, I was pretty heart broken too [that's how she, decidedly takes that deep breath] I guess the best way to say it is...while there's food if you know where to look...and you're not picky about what you put in your mouth...it's not exactly a bounty.

[That could mean anything.]

Is that some kind of dirty joke?

[Give her a second, you just overloaded her circuits.]

NO! It means what it means pervert! That food is a luxury item so you can't be picky!

[So unphased] Then you should phrase it differently. Is there some kind of rationing system in place?

Get your mind outta the gutter, Mister Flash-My-Badge, how about that? [She's the opposite, there's no hiding that irritation.] And to answer your question, not that I know of. I suppose you can work for it or gather it...out in the wild somewhere.

...All the housing and none of the resources. How corrupt.

[still completely impassive. But then he draws in a deep breath.] ...So much for a vacation.

[He does look despondent]

Yeah, it does kinda bite.

[And she's agreeing with him because he's making the face...

...she doesn't know what to do with despondent...

...he was smug just a second ago...]

Aw hell...listen don't be sad, there's got to be a silver lining somewhere [even though she has to think about it]...there's...well...hn...I have fruit, you want fruit...it's not booze...but you can eat it.

I'm in the metal district. [If that means anything. It's not yes or no.]

So we're supposed to find jobs?

I can hike that far. [She's an optimist, everything's a yes.] No accounting for the taste though.

Well, I think that's one of those optional things, they won't twist your arm or anything. Just something to do with all that spare time...if the big guy doesn't sink first.

...That's a possibility? We have life boat procedures in case that happens?

That's a good question...I was kind of thinking grab the nearest thing that floats and pray. I'm not much of a swimmer so that'd be my emergency plan.

...what kind of government doesn't set up something like that?

[He adjusts his award that he's holding - a small plaque. Doing so reveals that he's got a gun hanging from his side.]

Well I can't say anything for certain because, you know, everything is the Emperor's business. That might be one of those inquiry things you can make though.

[She has no idea what a gun is, so this is what she thinks of his gun.]

Why do you carry a small hammer...are you an inventor too?

...Just point me in the direction of an officer to complain to.

[His attention snaps at that. Inventor. That was the wrong thing to say.] I'm not an inventor. I don't build anything. I'm a cop. This is a weapon.

I would, but it seems that the officers in the complaining department are on vacation.

[Hey, how was she supposed to know that, she's a mountain critter.] Ooooh...like a sword then...like a really small, funny-shaped sword.

...Sure let's go with that. [swords. :|] I don't stab people though.

[His face still remains impassive]

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