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[It takes several on-camera seconds before Zatanna can finally figure out the right words for this; her mouth opens and closes twice before she gives up and just comes out with it:]

...is anybody else slightly concerned about the fact that some of the local bakeries've started selling cookies in the shapes of these thi--?

[And the Network is suddenly treated to a GIANT UPSIDE-DOWN TRIBBLE FACE taking up the entire camera. Because it wanted to say hello, of course.]

[Zatanna can barely get out the shriek of surprise in the background before her unexpected visitor suddenly tumbles downward, taking the feed with it. The screen goes dark, leaving one last audio cry before it cuts out completely:]

Get back here, you cheap horror film knockoff!

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Batman's always been a hardass. I'm surprised yanked me around a corner. By my hair. [Bart rubs at the crown of his head.] I still don't know how he did that. But. I can't complain that he made your life miserable. He made you.

This is floating? Low standards. Incredibly low standards.

[Bart quietly repeats the word paparazzi.]

Doesn't that cause a lot of copycat heroes and villains? It's bad enough now without giving people the chance to be in People.

You make it sound like Tim's a robot, Bart. Built because Batman was too busy glaring at everyone to realize he'd run out of sidekicks.

[Which...was a mental image, right up there with Batman literally having kittens, that she didn't really want.]

And not really, no. I think the real heroes and villains are well known enough that nobody would even care enough about a copycat to give them the time of day.

Not a robot. [Cheerfully.] And don't worry about him running out of sidekicks. We come crawling out of the woodwork as we're needed. [Batman needs a Robin.]

That's probably a blessing. I can only imagine how some of the bad guys would react to copycats.

[Grimace. He can imagine very well.]

Less literally built and more... trained? And some Robins are definitely better than others.

[Bart's lip curls at the bad guys' reaction to copycats remark. He hadn't thought of that one.]

Yeeeeah. Let's not go there. I don't know about your rogues, Zatanna, but I can tell you the ones in Keystone are secretly big Flash fanboys. The crazy, obsessed, I-want-to-destroy-you-with-my-love-so-I-can-own-you-forever kind.

[She pretends to give Tim a good once-over]

I don't know. I'm not completely sold.

[Either on the part of Tim being human...or just because she happens to have a personal Robin bias.]

[Then she turns back to Bart, curious about this continual insistence on copycats.]

Whatever you do, don't tell Wally that. We both know it'll go straight to his head.

[Let's go with the robot interpretation.]

If you cut me, do I not bleed? [Pause.] Which was not actually an invitation to cut me, by the way.

[Aaaaand Tim's just not going to comment on the Flash Rogues thing, because... yeah. He just frowns a little.]

If Wally's head gets any bigger, it won't fit in the cowl. So. I'm with you on not telling him. And it's really "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh?," but no one ever gets that right.

[Bart doesn't pick up on the frown being about the Rogues - really, Tim, he can't avoid mentioning them forever. He shoots an appraising look at Tim.]

Are you ticklish?

Relax, Tim, I'm not going to cut you. I'm not from that part of New York.

[And yet her smirk widens.]

Although, there is another way to get the blood flowing...

[Sorry, Bart, the tickles will have to wait. Instead, the 15-year-old magician very gracefully stands up, walks over to him...and places a light peck on his cheek, pulling back to see if that gets him to blush (~~it usually works on Jack, and his blood was literally frozen~~).]

[Yeah, well, he worries about you, Bart. He's allowed.

And he had been about to deny any sort of ticklishness at all until Zatanna completely surprised him with the kiss.

Yes, he does blush.

A little.]

Uh?

[He's not allowed. Bart doesn't worry about you. Well. Not constantly. And usually not about you getting hurt in Gotham.

There are moments in Bart's life where he can see what's about to happen, because he's watching the lead-up to it frame-by-frame, and still be completely surprised by it.

Like now, because Zatanna Zatara just kissed Tim Drake, who is now blushing. Bart points his index finger, waving it between the two of them.]

You two want me to clear out? Give you some "space"?

No. I'm good.

[She'd been hoping for a full face flush. Not a faint tinge of the cheeks. Still, a blush was a blush and she was satisfied. Casually strolling back to her seat on the couch, she crosses her legs and rests her chin in one hand. Kissing Tim Drake? nbd.]

Well, he was right. Definitely not a robot.

[Tim raises an eyebrow at her.] Satisfied, then?

Yeah. I'm gonna go. Got this fancy new tribble detector, and there's a lotta food out there.

[Bart heads for the door, without crossing the space between the other two because tension and sparks much?]

Never.

[She rolls her eyes at Bart, even though he can't see with his back turned to her. All that tension? Completely in your head, boy.]

Get back here, Bart.

I already have a Robin, thanks. And, unlike Batman, one is enough for me.

[Tim snickers quietly, shaking his head a little. He considers pointing out that Batman only has one Robin at a time, but that's a little beside the point to this conversation.]

Your Robin?

[Bart looks to Zatanna for an answer, since apparently Tim isn't going to share what's so funny. He has one hand on the doorknob.]

What am I not getting here?

[She grins. It was too easy.]

Do you want the list alphabetically, or in chronological order?

The Robin she's more familiar with is pint-sized Robin-the-First. [And that was a complicated mess, but Tim wasn't going to get into that now.]

We're--not at all like that.

Better give it to me chronologically. Might help me line things up a little better - cause my chronological isn't everyone else's.

[He's let go of the door handle. Bart never really wanted to leave, but felt that he should if the whole thing was going to turn into them having a makeout session.]

Oh. Right. The one I've gotta noogie over that whole toilet comment. So - not at all like that means not dating? I knew she was too cute for you.

[Toilet comment?]

Not Tim, no. That was never going to happen--no offense, Tim.

[He holds his hands up.]

None taken. And no offense to you, but it would really kind of be too weird.

[He eyes Bart, considering if he has anything close enough at hand to throw at him without him seeing. Nothing. Oh, well. Different plan of attack, then.]

I'll absolutely be sure to tell Batgirl you said that, next time I see her.

[Exes still count for comments like that, right? Right.]

[This is why you need your utility belt, Tim.]

Fff. If I'm not afraid of you, what makes you think I'm afraid of Batgirl? What does she have to do with it anyway? Is she here? Talk about super cute.

[This was new.]

...you and Batgirl are a thing?

[Whoops.]

Uh--no, not anymore. It was a long time ago.

Then it doesn't matter if I ask her out next time I'm in Gotham.

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