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tushanshu2012-09-22 12:16 am
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Entry tags:
- † agent york,
- † aisling,
- † billy kaplan,
- † brandon sharpe,
- † bruce banner,
- † bruce wayne,
- † bucky barnes,
- † cassandra cain,
- † clark kent,
- † clint barton,
- † damian wayne,
- † elizabeth sherman,
- † favrielle nó eglantine,
- † hellboy,
- † jason todd,
- † jim kirk,
- † kara zor-el,
- † karrin murphy,
- † kon-el,
- † lois lane,
- † namorita prentiss,
- † peggy carter,
- † princess yue,
- † rikki barnes,
- † rin okumura,
- † sokka,
- † stephanie brown,
- † steve rogers,
- † the doctor (eleventh),
- † tommy shepherd,
- † triela hilshire,
- † wally west,
- † yelena
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Good morning Keeliai, how are we all today?
[Steph is sitting at her console, leaning back in her chair with her legs propped up on the desk. She's smiling, and for those that know her, it's the sort of smile that should be extremely concerning. Those that don't know her may also be feeling like they're about to hear something they don't want to.
She is going to be a terrible person today.]
I'm going to preface this message by saying that anyone under the age of 16, or whatever the age of legality is where you're from, should tune out now, please and thank you. I'm not gonna be explicit or anything, but it's probably not going to be appropriate for kids. [she gives a pointed look, yes you, Damian, switch off the computer now.]
I was taking an anthropology class back home, and my professor happens to be here too. [she wrinkles her nose, like yes, I know that's super weird, how do you think I feel?] And he's been giving me assignments and stuff, because apparently being kidnapped by a giant turtle isn't a valid excuse not to keep up with coursework. The topic we'd been studying before I got brought here was human sexuality, and Professor Craig suggested I write a paper on kedan sexuality instead. [Hi Bruce.] Except, uh, after the last couple weeks, I'm not really keen on that idea.
But I have been thinking about all these people with superpowers running around, and like - we've got comics back home, right? But they tend to focus on the whole defeating supervillains and stopping alien invasions side of things, which is great, sure, I love a good action story, but there's something that just never really comes up.
[she looks directly at the camera, the very picture of scientific curiosity] Do they - or, do you, for the superpowered people in the audience - ever use their powers for sex? This isn't a rhetorical question, by the way, if you have used your powers in the bedroom, feel free to share with the class.
And in the interest of not excluding anyone from the conversation, anyone who's just a regular old human, or whathaveyou, you can discuss what sort of powers you'd like to have, and how you'd use them to impress the gender-of-your-preference.
Don't feel like you have to respond directly to me, you're more than welcome to talk amongst yourselves. I figured we could use a little lighthearted chat to take our minds off the situation. Don't you agree?
[She winks, clearly trying not to laugh, and sits back in her chair to wait for responses]
[Steph is sitting at her console, leaning back in her chair with her legs propped up on the desk. She's smiling, and for those that know her, it's the sort of smile that should be extremely concerning. Those that don't know her may also be feeling like they're about to hear something they don't want to.
She is going to be a terrible person today.]
I'm going to preface this message by saying that anyone under the age of 16, or whatever the age of legality is where you're from, should tune out now, please and thank you. I'm not gonna be explicit or anything, but it's probably not going to be appropriate for kids. [she gives a pointed look, yes you, Damian, switch off the computer now.]
I was taking an anthropology class back home, and my professor happens to be here too. [she wrinkles her nose, like yes, I know that's super weird, how do you think I feel?] And he's been giving me assignments and stuff, because apparently being kidnapped by a giant turtle isn't a valid excuse not to keep up with coursework. The topic we'd been studying before I got brought here was human sexuality, and Professor Craig suggested I write a paper on kedan sexuality instead. [Hi Bruce.] Except, uh, after the last couple weeks, I'm not really keen on that idea.
But I have been thinking about all these people with superpowers running around, and like - we've got comics back home, right? But they tend to focus on the whole defeating supervillains and stopping alien invasions side of things, which is great, sure, I love a good action story, but there's something that just never really comes up.
[she looks directly at the camera, the very picture of scientific curiosity] Do they - or, do you, for the superpowered people in the audience - ever use their powers for sex? This isn't a rhetorical question, by the way, if you have used your powers in the bedroom, feel free to share with the class.
And in the interest of not excluding anyone from the conversation, anyone who's just a regular old human, or whathaveyou, you can discuss what sort of powers you'd like to have, and how you'd use them to impress the gender-of-your-preference.
Don't feel like you have to respond directly to me, you're more than welcome to talk amongst yourselves. I figured we could use a little lighthearted chat to take our minds off the situation. Don't you agree?
[She winks, clearly trying not to laugh, and sits back in her chair to wait for responses]
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Breathe, Steve. It's just sex, not the end of the world.
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[How do you sentence.]
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Would you like me to make this conversation private?
[He looks like he's going to have a heart attack]
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[Head in hands. Though his ears are still bright red.]
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Did I break you?
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[SENTENCES. YOU ARE NOT BEING SNOGGED IN THE STACKS, ROGERS, YOU CAN WORD.] I didn't expect it. That's all.
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[Okay she does actually look a little apologetic] Sorry. I really wasn't trying to give anyone a heart attack.
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[Nope words gone again.]
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[He's doing that thing with his hands where he makes little circles because there are thoughts and they aren't forming properly.] Peggy is the first woman I've ever- [NOPE COMPLETE SHUTDOWN NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS. The hand-circles collapse into handwaving.] This is Bucky's sort of thing.
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Okay Steph isn't actually going to make fun of him for being a virgin, because she's not a jerk, so her tone is a little more gentle] You don't have to have experience to have given it some thought.
I did notice that about Bucky, though. [Steph what are you suggesting?]
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[Another breathy laugh and he rubs his nose, still not looking at her.] Yeah, he's not very subtle.
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Hey, punk. The alternative to everyone watching you do this is talking with her face to face.
[Not that he thinks Steve will do better off that way, considering the subject and his reaction, but... well.]
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...Fine.
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Does that mean yeah? If so, I'm coming over.
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[NO DOUBLE DATES.]
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Really, Steve, there's a difference between talking about things and doing them. Also why would I not be coming alone? Your mind's racing on you. You've gotta relax!