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tushanshu2012-09-22 12:16 am
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Entry tags:
- † agent york,
- † aisling,
- † billy kaplan,
- † brandon sharpe,
- † bruce banner,
- † bruce wayne,
- † bucky barnes,
- † cassandra cain,
- † clark kent,
- † clint barton,
- † damian wayne,
- † elizabeth sherman,
- † favrielle nó eglantine,
- † hellboy,
- † jason todd,
- † jim kirk,
- † kara zor-el,
- † karrin murphy,
- † kon-el,
- † lois lane,
- † namorita prentiss,
- † peggy carter,
- † princess yue,
- † rikki barnes,
- † rin okumura,
- † sokka,
- † stephanie brown,
- † steve rogers,
- † the doctor (eleventh),
- † tommy shepherd,
- † triela hilshire,
- † wally west,
- † yelena
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Good morning Keeliai, how are we all today?
[Steph is sitting at her console, leaning back in her chair with her legs propped up on the desk. She's smiling, and for those that know her, it's the sort of smile that should be extremely concerning. Those that don't know her may also be feeling like they're about to hear something they don't want to.
She is going to be a terrible person today.]
I'm going to preface this message by saying that anyone under the age of 16, or whatever the age of legality is where you're from, should tune out now, please and thank you. I'm not gonna be explicit or anything, but it's probably not going to be appropriate for kids. [she gives a pointed look, yes you, Damian, switch off the computer now.]
I was taking an anthropology class back home, and my professor happens to be here too. [she wrinkles her nose, like yes, I know that's super weird, how do you think I feel?] And he's been giving me assignments and stuff, because apparently being kidnapped by a giant turtle isn't a valid excuse not to keep up with coursework. The topic we'd been studying before I got brought here was human sexuality, and Professor Craig suggested I write a paper on kedan sexuality instead. [Hi Bruce.] Except, uh, after the last couple weeks, I'm not really keen on that idea.
But I have been thinking about all these people with superpowers running around, and like - we've got comics back home, right? But they tend to focus on the whole defeating supervillains and stopping alien invasions side of things, which is great, sure, I love a good action story, but there's something that just never really comes up.
[she looks directly at the camera, the very picture of scientific curiosity] Do they - or, do you, for the superpowered people in the audience - ever use their powers for sex? This isn't a rhetorical question, by the way, if you have used your powers in the bedroom, feel free to share with the class.
And in the interest of not excluding anyone from the conversation, anyone who's just a regular old human, or whathaveyou, you can discuss what sort of powers you'd like to have, and how you'd use them to impress the gender-of-your-preference.
Don't feel like you have to respond directly to me, you're more than welcome to talk amongst yourselves. I figured we could use a little lighthearted chat to take our minds off the situation. Don't you agree?
[She winks, clearly trying not to laugh, and sits back in her chair to wait for responses]
[Steph is sitting at her console, leaning back in her chair with her legs propped up on the desk. She's smiling, and for those that know her, it's the sort of smile that should be extremely concerning. Those that don't know her may also be feeling like they're about to hear something they don't want to.
She is going to be a terrible person today.]
I'm going to preface this message by saying that anyone under the age of 16, or whatever the age of legality is where you're from, should tune out now, please and thank you. I'm not gonna be explicit or anything, but it's probably not going to be appropriate for kids. [she gives a pointed look, yes you, Damian, switch off the computer now.]
I was taking an anthropology class back home, and my professor happens to be here too. [she wrinkles her nose, like yes, I know that's super weird, how do you think I feel?] And he's been giving me assignments and stuff, because apparently being kidnapped by a giant turtle isn't a valid excuse not to keep up with coursework. The topic we'd been studying before I got brought here was human sexuality, and Professor Craig suggested I write a paper on kedan sexuality instead. [Hi Bruce.] Except, uh, after the last couple weeks, I'm not really keen on that idea.
But I have been thinking about all these people with superpowers running around, and like - we've got comics back home, right? But they tend to focus on the whole defeating supervillains and stopping alien invasions side of things, which is great, sure, I love a good action story, but there's something that just never really comes up.
[she looks directly at the camera, the very picture of scientific curiosity] Do they - or, do you, for the superpowered people in the audience - ever use their powers for sex? This isn't a rhetorical question, by the way, if you have used your powers in the bedroom, feel free to share with the class.
And in the interest of not excluding anyone from the conversation, anyone who's just a regular old human, or whathaveyou, you can discuss what sort of powers you'd like to have, and how you'd use them to impress the gender-of-your-preference.
Don't feel like you have to respond directly to me, you're more than welcome to talk amongst yourselves. I figured we could use a little lighthearted chat to take our minds off the situation. Don't you agree?
[She winks, clearly trying not to laugh, and sits back in her chair to wait for responses]
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[She's had too many Feelings, time to put her trolling hat back on]
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If I still have trouble getting that point through his head? Don't try.
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She's just going to pretend they're talking about someone other than Clark.]
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Since when did good demonstrations ever need a third party?
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[NOT THINKING ABOUT CLARK]
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Please, I get bruised from day-to-day life and he still freaks out. Nah. Coaxing works better.
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Am I going to deeply regret asking what you mean by coaxing?
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[Yes. You will.]
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What do you mean by coaxing?
[....No]
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The key is distracting him.
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[how did her life get to this point]
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[By asking questions she didn't really want answered.]
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[There is always crime somewhere]
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But still, [baffled] teenage boy? And he couldn't focus?
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[She won't lie and say that it wasn't good for her to have a relationship that didn't entirely revolve around sex. But still.]
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It's a little odd that I'm less surprised by that happening in a long-term relationship than a short-term one.
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It's not really her own ego at play here, she'd just learnt a certain way of interacting with boys, and Tim had thrown that all out the window.]
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I would have been too, at your age. Well, except for the ones which just didn't have time to get there.
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It has occured to her that this is an extremely weird conversation, she's just ignoring it]
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...Well. For them, anyway. [Black belt, drunk frat boys: she did not come out the loser.]
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I wish I'd learned that approach a little earlier in life.
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