Video;

[undoubtable]

[ To those most familiar with human coloring, the woman in the video may look a little odd. She’s got red skin, black hair, and eyes that glow yellow where her pupils should be. She’s also noticeably more muscular than the average woman. Bigger, too. She fills up the screen, leaving relatively little to see behind her.

Judging from the frown that twists her black lips, she isn’t particularly happy. ]

All right. It’s been three days. The guys that brought me here promised me a fight. A “strong” — [ The quotation marks are audible, as is the faint sneer of disbelief when she says the word. ] — enemy.

So where is it? I’m bored.

Comments

[undoubtable]

We have names. Not just colors and nicknames.

[zerotoawesome]

... Is your name public knowledge?

[undoubtable]

The military knows it. And the Avengers. I don't know about anyone else.

[zerotoawesome]

I'm guessing the X-Men don't, since they're my team... Half the time. I don't know if you've heard yet, but I'm with the Avengers here, so...

[undoubtable]

Which Avengers are here?

[zerotoawesome]

Well, besides me, the best one of the bunch, Cap and Iron Man are around. Black Panther, Ms. Marvel, and Scarlet Witch are hanging around too. I haven't talked to them as much lately, and people tend to come and go.

[undoubtable]

[ So not her father. That's good to know. ]

Come and go how? The people who brought us here just send us back?

[zerotoawesome]

[Nope. Not that he knows of. He also isn't aware that Bruce is around, and likely won't until he sees the Hulk roaming around.]

I don't think the Emperor can do it herself, or not that I've heard. It kind of seems that she doesn't have control over who gets sent home... Or even who she brings here, but... Yeah.

[undoubtable]

Who does? It can't be random.

[zerotoawesome]

You're asking the wrong badass rock dude. If I knew who it was, I'd have punched them in the face by now.

[undoubtable]

This is the most disorganized place I've ever seen. And I've been to Manhattan.

[zerotoawesome]

To be fair, you kind of caught us at a bad time. What with the whole partying underwater with naked ghost wrestlers.

[undoubtable]

I take it that's not something you do all the time here?

[zerotoawesome]

Not really? I mean, usually it's just sunshine and tropical turtle island paradise. Only not. But the last time we went under like this, it was a zombie fighting party.

Things are way more boring this time around.

[undoubtable]

You fought zombies underwater?

[zerotoawesome]

Well, not like underwater- Though I totally did. But yeah, they broke through the barrier and we had to fight them off. It was way cool. Like... Romero would have peed himself.

[undoubtable]

How many people got eaten?

[zerotoawesome]

Total? I have no idea. I can tell you that nobody died while I was around to kick ass, though.

[Yeah, he's kind of a badass.]

[undoubtable]

I hope not. You are an Avenger, after all.

[zerotoawesome]

The best one there is, really. [Check him out, flexing a nonmoving stone bicep.] And stuff like zombies, vampires, or werewolves can't do jack to me. I'm totally horror movie-proof.

[undoubtable]

You want to see my muscles, stone man?

[zerotoawesome]

Is that an invitation?

[undoubtable]

[ She smirks. ]

Oh yes.

[zerotoawesome]

Are you just going to model a bit on here, or are you offering a demonstration?

[undoubtable]

Why choose one or the other? Why not both?