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[stagethreeclinger]

So I know for human babies, you're supposed to play like Mozart next to their crib while they're sleeping to make them super geniuses or whatever - what about turtle babies? Is there like... a Symphonic Whale Calls Orchestra we can get a CD of or something?

Aquadude? Aquakid? Other Aquafolks? Can I get a weigh-in here?

What are the rest of you turtle-parents doing for your Mack truck cab sized turtle baby eggs? New parent anxiety, you know how it goes.

Private to Vanessa;

Hey girly, we missed some lessons due to sudden onset underwater turtle. Wanna schedule a make-up?

Private to Jaybird;

Soooo, did we go to the turtle dance? Did we make friends? Did we get laid? PS: you need it.

[ translation: are you alive, where are you, can i stalk you, hey, hi. oh wait, he knows something better ]

And on the side of shit you're actually interested in - by the way, I'm a weapons genius, do you want more stuff to kill people with? Because that can be arranged.

Private Kyle;

Uh, sound off? Olly olly oxen free? Marco?

[ basically, hey, what's up, bro, he misses you, did underwater dead turtle demons eat you? ]

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[dracobin]

[Oh, good, someone else who is clearly taking care of their egg! This pleases him.]

Well, you might read to it, or just tell it about your day; there is certainly no need to only play music, and most eggs will simply be glad of the company.

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[stagethreeclinger]

[ oh dragon-chan, he's so happy that someone with egg experience is here ]

Yeah? I was thinking about re-telling Disney stories, becaues I don't really know a lot of other, like, kid friendly stories to tell and I don't think Jason X is really apropriate. But hey, thanks man! Have you raised eggs before?

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[dracobin]

Disney stories? [A tilt of the head.] Is he a writer, in your time? I have not heard of him, before.

I have--well, the conditions were not nearly so pleasant as they are here, and it was dreadfully difficult keeping them safe and warm while flying across most of Europe, but Iskierka turned out all right, in the end. [Beat.] That is to say, she hatched.