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So I know for human babies, you're supposed to play like Mozart next to their crib while they're sleeping to make them super geniuses or whatever - what about turtle babies? Is there like... a Symphonic Whale Calls Orchestra we can get a CD of or something?

Aquadude? Aquakid? Other Aquafolks? Can I get a weigh-in here?

What are the rest of you turtle-parents doing for your Mack truck cab sized turtle baby eggs? New parent anxiety, you know how it goes.

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Soooo, did we go to the turtle dance? Did we make friends? Did we get laid? PS: you need it.

[ translation: are you alive, where are you, can i stalk you, hey, hi. oh wait, he knows something better ]

And on the side of shit you're actually interested in - by the way, I'm a weapons genius, do you want more stuff to kill people with? Because that can be arranged.

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Uh, sound off? Olly olly oxen free? Marco?

[ basically, hey, what's up, bro, he misses you, did underwater dead turtle demons eat you? ]

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[You... probably can't see it. Because of the lack of video screen and all. But this is the closest Midii has come to rolling her eyes at the Network in quite some time.]

The classical music story is a lie. It doesn't make any difference what a baby listens to.

[ this will not be the last time this happens if you're spending a lot of time around him. probably will be the case, considering he loves that egg thing. ]

Shit, really? How are we supposed to make Junior a super badass? [ D8 dilemma! ]

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I found my dad's keyboard, so I... play for mine. He seems to enjoy it.

[Or so she thinks.]

I'm up for it whenever you are. Did you... Did you end up in one of the other planes?

You play? Like, piano-keyboard? [ 8O that is the coolest. ] Wanna come play for mine?

Uuuuh, yeah, nah. I don't do well with varying dimensional planes. [ He sort of avoided the shit out of those areas. ] You?

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You have an egg?

[CAN HE TOUCH IT CAN HE HOLD IT LET HIM TOUCH YOUR EGG ROY]

I have an egg. Do you?

[ 8T WOW TERRY CREEPER MUCH?? ]

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We've been taking care of ours with help from Banner's lab. And Charles has been able to get some psychic connection with them, and he says they seem pretty happy, so I don't think they really need music. Of course, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt anything either.

[ Kara loves her baby turtle egg SO MUCH. ]

[ nodnod, oh, that's good information to have. more importantly: ]

Oh, you found one too? We need like a turtle PTA, man. Assuming... there are turtle kindergartens or whatever.

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[IGNORING INVASIVE QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS PRIVATE LIFE]

Can you make a cyborg chicken? Otherwise, I have a bazooka and a car for you to work on.

[ 8V ROOD ]

Uh I can make like a herd of cyborg chickens and make them do flash mobs of Thriller if I felt like it. Well, granted we have the supplies for them.

Ballin. Would you like them attached to each other? Because that can happen too.

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I've occasionally been singing to ours, though I'm running out of songs I know.

I know the feeling, man. There's only so many kid-safe songs I have memorized until all that's left is Katy Perry and Kanye.

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Polo?

[He sounds amused.]

You're a turtle dad, huh?

Hey, buddy, how's it hangin'? [ 8D oh yay, his voice is pretty cheery - happy to hear from him ]

Ayup. Well, egg-dad. The egg-mom says we can't really call it a real person yet because it's not born yet. By the way, threeway parenting? Kinda weird.

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[Oh, good, someone else who is clearly taking care of their egg! This pleases him.]

Well, you might read to it, or just tell it about your day; there is certainly no need to only play music, and most eggs will simply be glad of the company.

[ oh dragon-chan, he's so happy that someone with egg experience is here ]

Yeah? I was thinking about re-telling Disney stories, becaues I don't really know a lot of other, like, kid friendly stories to tell and I don't think Jason X is really apropriate. But hey, thanks man! Have you raised eggs before?

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Congratulations on being a father. On the plus side, at least he wasn't born from goop.

I have a music box. Does that count?

And didn't kill me in the process of being born either! Heck yeah.

For real? Yeah, I'd think so.

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[Kaldur chuckles softly. It is good to see that Roy is taking things well.] CDs are not really...functional in Atlantis, but music in and of itself should be helpful. Soothing sounds are good for young animals.

[ Bless you, Aquabro. ] Hell yeah, best turtle parent award, or best turtle parent award? Thanks, man. 'Nessa's coming by later with her keyboard and we're gonna have a sing along for little Egg Jr.

[Have a rather skeptical looking Sep, Roy.]

Playing music for babies makes them smarter?

Uh, it's supposed to be like playing classical genius music for babies makes them smarter, I think? I'd need Google to tell you for sure, but I'm lacking the world wide web here.

[Sceptical.]

So that's what everyone's been doing around here? Look after eggs?

[...Roy? Hal's been told that this isn't the Roy he's familiar with, but how different could he be?]

[ Sure is Roy, but definitely not the one you'd be looking for. 'How different could he be' is about to be incredibly apparent. ]

Yeah, every other sunday is like Easter here - we have Eshai dress up in a giant bunny suit and we all go egg hunting. [ A laugh here, because obviously joking. ] Nah, bro, they're huge turtle baby eggs. We found them during the trip to Not-Atlantis. Sort of a big deal, considering they're the future of the turtle-island race.

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I think you should sing to them. Sing your favorite songs. It would make them happy that you are sharing a piece of yourself with them, along with your love.

Kanye and Ke$ha are so not kid appropriate. So not sure my favorite songs would really be a great idea.

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