tushanshu | Voice;

So I know for human babies, you're supposed to play like Mozart next to their crib while they're sleeping to make them super geniuses or whatever - what about turtle babies? Is there like... a Symphonic Whale Calls Orchestra we can get a CD of or something?

Aquadude? Aquakid? Other Aquafolks? Can I get a weigh-in here?

What are the rest of you turtle-parents doing for your Mack truck cab sized turtle baby eggs? New parent anxiety, you know how it goes.

Private to Vanessa;

Hey girly, we missed some lessons due to sudden onset underwater turtle. Wanna schedule a make-up?

Private to Jaybird;

Soooo, did we go to the turtle dance? Did we make friends? Did we get laid? PS: you need it.

[ translation: are you alive, where are you, can i stalk you, hey, hi. oh wait, he knows something better ]

And on the side of shit you're actually interested in - by the way, I'm a weapons genius, do you want more stuff to kill people with? Because that can be arranged.

Private Kyle;

Uh, sound off? Olly olly oxen free? Marco?

[ basically, hey, what's up, bro, he misses you, did underwater dead turtle demons eat you? ]

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Uh huh, so I heard. You make it out okay, with minimal amount of emotional damage? [ because wow did he steer the hell away from those. even the dreaming ones. he doesn't do good with temptation and he has more important things to do then stand around zenning out, so just... didn't go there.

A lifted eyebrow. ] So there're super babysitters? Is that what you're saying?

Well, I got the turtle-vibe to go find it, but we're not, like, chatting on the day to day if that's what you mean. But yeah, totally a person. Turtle.

They gave me crap I'd already beaten, so: nothing serious.

[No matter how horrible, at least he didn't have to waste time figuring out a solution.]

[Then, he chuckles.]

Yes. Flash has twins, guess who gets to see them on weekends. Little monsters. The turtle's not gonna be much different.

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