video; shortly after waking up this morning

[wrathfulkhan]

[Hi, everyone. Have a six-year-old with glasses that are too big for his head and utterly swimming in his clothes giving y'all the worst stink-eye you can get on a face this cute. He's too irritated to go back to Zatanna's post, so he's going with the usual Marvel-verse scapegoat: Blame Loki.]

Loki! This isn't funny! FIX THIS, or ELSE!

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[bacondivination]

Now, you're not going to get any dessert with supper if you keep talking so rudely to your elders.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Annnddd here's a six-year-old flipping you off. That's for you. That's for you for reminding him of how much he hates being talked down to.]

[bacondivination]

Hmmm... just wait until it stops being funny. Perhaps I shall be most generous then.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Deadpan:] You've lost me.

[bacondivination]

I'll rescue you later, my precious damsel in distress.

[wrathfulkhan]

Uh-huh. "Rescue". [More like, you will fail to show up for your scheduled ass-kicking.]

[bacondivination]

Never you worry. Loki keeps his word. Well, when convenient, but it's better than nothing.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Oh, he can work with this.]

Why do I get the distinct impression that this won't be one of those times?

[bacondivination]

We'll have to see. Far too much magic is running amok right now for me to fix a single case so easily.

[ He shrugs. ]

[wrathfulkhan]

Sure. Okay.

[There is some healthy skepticism there.]