video; shortly after waking up this morning

[wrathfulkhan]

[Hi, everyone. Have a six-year-old with glasses that are too big for his head and utterly swimming in his clothes giving y'all the worst stink-eye you can get on a face this cute. He's too irritated to go back to Zatanna's post, so he's going with the usual Marvel-verse scapegoat: Blame Loki.]

Loki! This isn't funny! FIX THIS, or ELSE!

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[bacondivination]

[ Cue laughter.

Borderline hysterical laughter. It's faintly muffled as if he's covering his face with his hands as he does so.

Give him a moment. ]

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[bacondivination]

[ And then he's perfectly composed on camera, save the evil grinning: ]

Oh, but you're just so precious! I think I shall not, pumpkin.

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[wrathfulkhan]

[Enjoy this dead stare.]

Do you want me to kill you?

Because that can be arranged.

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[bacondivination]

Shhh, shhh, hush now. You're just cranky. Clearly you need put down for a little nap.

[manofiron]

Really? Is that the thing for everybody? Blame Loki?

[bacondivination]

Didn't you know? I'm so obviously evil.

[manofiron]

Obviously.

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Hey. Doctor Evil. I got something for you. You should come by and pick it up. Starts with Angry and ends with irds.

[bacondivination]

Okay, over being evil now. Extremely excited instead! Prince of Excessive Excitement right here!

[wrathfulkhan]

[If you've ever seen Archer, imagine a six-year-old doing his best unintentional Lana Kane impression.] Yuuuuup.

[manofiron]

I think you might need to find a new scapegoat. If it was Loki, why did some chick apologize for doing it already?

[wrathfulkhan]

What?

[A couple minutes later, he comes back on:] Fine. So this time it's not him.

I'm still going to kick his ass.

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[grigio]

Who's Loki?

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[wrathfulkhan]

A douchebag.

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[grigio]

[That's kind of hilarious coming from the mouth of a kid, so she sputters and laughs slightly.]

Okay. And by that you mean he's best avoided?

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[jondrette]

Pardon! Why would Loki do such a thing? He is but a child!

[Eponine's in her own body. And doesn't take kindly to people being rude to her friend. Who she refuses to believe is a god. Don't ruin it.] You apologize to him this moment!

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[wrathfulkhan]

[Under breath:] You have got to be kidding me.

Now that I know it wasn't him, I'll apologize for the wrongful accusation. That's it.

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[jondrette]

[scratch what she said about her own body. pretend that whole thing never happened. jedi mind trick. she's always been a seven-year-old for this.]

Good! He would never do such a terrible thing.

[bacondivination]

Defending my honor? I'm touched.

[jondrette]

You are my friend, Loki. [Ignore the seven-year-old body.] It is what friends would do.

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[definingfuture]

Wow. That's small.

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[wrathfulkhan]

No kidding.

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[definingfuture]

On the other hand, you aren't the only one. I doubt it was intentional.

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[superoverachiever]

Loki doesn't turn people into kids. He turns them into animals. [Ava may also be stuck in a child's body, but that's not gonna stop her from being her own personal version of snarky.]

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[bacondivination]

Always a classic, I do admit. I see you're aware of my greatest hits collection.

[ He's just going to enjoy the attention. This is what Gene gets for invoking him. ]

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[superoverachiever]

I'm aware that you got tricked by Spider-Man. [Good taunt? Probably not, no, but it's funny to Ava.]