video; shortly after waking up this morning

[wrathfulkhan]

[Hi, everyone. Have a six-year-old with glasses that are too big for his head and utterly swimming in his clothes giving y'all the worst stink-eye you can get on a face this cute. He's too irritated to go back to Zatanna's post, so he's going with the usual Marvel-verse scapegoat: Blame Loki.]

Loki! This isn't funny! FIX THIS, or ELSE!

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[ video ] yes yes they do. and pretty much everyone else in ep's life who isn't marius

[jondrette]

A prank! [She laughs darkly and it sounds so strange coming from a child.] What a strange prank it would be.

But it was not him. You have admitted it.

[ video ] and lbr, marius isn't great to her either

[wrathfulkhan]

That's the thing about trickster gods. They have weird senses of humor.

This time it wasn't him. Doesn't mean it won't be the next time.

[ video ] facts. no one treats her well.

[jondrette]

[She shakes her head. Everyone just thinks this kid is a trickster god!]

Do not claim things so early.

[ video ] it's like they're the same person.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Frowning. Thinking.]

Did he not do something horrible to you with his Asgardian illusion stuff because you're a girl? [POSSIBLE LOKI WEAKNESS DISCOVERED.]

[not here]

[bacondivination]

[ HE WILL CUT YOU, BRO. ]

[ video ] friendship ahoy!

[jondrette]

Asguaridan illusions? Pardon?

He did nothing of the sort to me because I am his friend.

[ video ] huzzah!

[wrathfulkhan]

Never mind.

So, I take it he doesn't spend all his time trying to annoy you?

[ video ]

[jondrette]

Not at all!

[ video ]

[wrathfulkhan]

Fascinating.

[ video ]

[jondrette]

[She's just going to give you the bittiest bitchface.]

He is a kind boy.

[ video ]

[wrathfulkhan]

[Bitchface, you say?]

I've no doubt he can play-act at it. But truly kind people are a rarity.

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[jondrette]

Then he play-acts very well. He does not wish me harm.

[ video ]

[wrathfulkhan]

Good. He'd better not.

[ video ]

[jondrette]

Oh? [She's smirking now.] Do you have a weakness for pretty girls now, too?

[ video ]

[wrathfulkhan]

Not when they're six.

And I don't like bullies.

[ video ]

[jondrette]

I am seventeen. This body is seven.

[ video ]

[wrathfulkhan]

[He smiles disarmingly.] Oh, well, I stand corrected, then. So am I.

[ video ]

[jondrette]

Seventeen or seven?

[ video ]

[wrathfulkhan]

Seventeen.

I'd be rather well-spoken for a seven-year-old.

[ video ]

[jondrette]

I meant- never mind.

[ video ]

[wrathfulkhan]

No, now I'm curious.

[ video ]

[jondrette]

It was only that I did not know if you were truly seventeen, or if your body was truly seven.

[ video ]

[wrathfulkhan]

Nope. Seventeen.