video; shortly after waking up this morning

[wrathfulkhan]

[Hi, everyone. Have a six-year-old with glasses that are too big for his head and utterly swimming in his clothes giving y'all the worst stink-eye you can get on a face this cute. He's too irritated to go back to Zatanna's post, so he's going with the usual Marvel-verse scapegoat: Blame Loki.]

Loki! This isn't funny! FIX THIS, or ELSE!

Comments

[bacondivination]

I like the sound of that.

[ Eponine, stop. It's harder to be a douchebag to other people when you say things like that to him. ]

[jondrette]

[And just like that Eponine single-handedly defeated Loki with the power of love.]

Me, too. I told you I had no friends, no one at all, until I came here.

[bacondivination]

This is much too saccharine, particularly with you in such pint-sized form.

[jondrette]

You take that back right now, Loki! [She draws herself up to her full height.

She's still tiny.]

[bacondivination]

Perhaps it is exactly the appropriate amount of saccharine. I don't know how to measure these things.

[jondrette]

...Better. I shall let it go.

[bacondivination]

[ Teasingly: ] You are ever gracious.

[jondrette]

You be quiet. I am still older than you.

[No, Eponine. You are not.]

[bacondivination]

Oh, of course. As we both know, I am nothing if not obedient to my elders.

[ He winks at her. ]

[jondrette]

[Eponine giggles.] I think I shall find this body useful.