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video; shortly after waking up this morning

[Hi, everyone. Have a six-year-old with glasses that are too big for his head and utterly swimming in his clothes giving y'all the worst stink-eye you can get on a face this cute. He's too irritated to go back to Zatanna's post, so he's going with the usual Marvel-verse scapegoat: Blame Loki.]

Loki! This isn't funny! FIX THIS, or ELSE!

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[Okay, he had his laughs. Now to play a new game.]

Still waiting to be impressed.

[ Loki yelps. No words, just complete and utter surprise and a healthy dose of alarm.

And promptly trips back right out of view. ]

Edited 2013-09-25 03:05 (UTC)

So it's safe to say you aren't getting credit for this.

[That has to be the single most rewarding moment of the day.]

[ Offscreen: ] I meant not the double-you-tee-eff I had stated prior! Nor the accusation of rude! Poor jests, both!

Gene, what have you brought down upon us?!

[No words. There are no words. He has no words. His brain is full of fuck.]

I.

[Well thank God he hasn't said a swear in this thread. Yet.]

You.

Both of you need to calm down. Seriously. That's no way to behave.

But I didn't do anything!

[He still calms himself down. Because. It's Bianca. Gotta be on best behavior for Bianca.]

[ Hissing: ] You did everything. All things.

[ Wait, shit, Bianca is watching. OKAY. YOU CAN DO THIS, LOKI. ]

You'll have to pardon us, Mistress Bianca. Clearly mistakes were made.

Clearly.

[Being Bianca is great. He officially appreciates her now. Not so fun when he's on the receiving end, but the effect of being her? Yeah, he can enjoy this.]

Are you two just going to bicker all day? I thought you were better than that.

[And then from coming from behind:]

Are you pretending to be me on the network to people?

[What appears to be Tony Stark comes into view, standing behind apparently!Bianca. Except in a moderately womanly pose with hands on hips.

Also, sorry, Tony, she can somehow make you look more srs bsns than you ever can.]

I thought you would've avoided showing your- my- face on it while we're like this!

[ Loki is just going to peek over the edge of the screen.

Is this reality? What was... Oh Hel. ]

What.

[Is this the real life. Is this just fantasy.]

What.

Oops.

[And this would be Bianca's body grinning. Tony stands up, raising both hands with their palms faced forward. He doesn't even bother to look ashamed or worried that Loki and Gene are able to see this.]

The Net Police found me. Watch, you don't want to accidentally set anything off.

[The amusement turns sincere. Just a little.]

I mean it. Don't think about anything too hard. It's not calibrated for you.

[Look who just managed to set off and suit up the armor without accidentally shooting anything (this time).]

I think you're the one who isn't thinking about anything too hard.

[Still standing like a woman.]

[ Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.

Apparently that whole silvertongue thing is null and void in this situation because what are words? ]

Why...

[Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and TRY DESPERATELY TO STOP SEEING WHAT IS HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE.

Good question. Words fail him. Which is. Unusual.]

I don't.

Hey, whoa!

[Now Bianca (Tony) has both hands up in protest, trying to protect her (his) armor from the inexperienced pilot.]

You do not want to do that. It's sensitive equipment.

[Fun and games over, sorry. He doesn't have any answers for the boys while he's defending his stuff.]

[It can't be that hard, Jaime's managed well enough as the Blue Beetle and this can't be too different, right? ~~Of course it's different.~~]

It takes this [gesturing at Tony's now armor-covered body] showing up to distract you from confusing two boys?

[And moving over closer to the console, ignoring Tony, since they do have two other participants involved here.]

Gene, Loki? Are you both okay?

[ Loki just makes a helplessly baffled sound. He should take advantage of this to further show others that this Tony Stark was a menace, but this body switching thing confuses everything far too much. ]

I had feared you wroth with us?

[ The inflection of the statement makes it sound far more like a question. This was weird, and Loki had seen a lot in his life. ]

[It takes Gene a second - and a couple false starts - to even get the right language. First Mongolian, then Mandarin, before he finally settles in English.]

...I have no idea what 'okay' even means anymore.

Confusing. Not hurting.

[Because he's not sure she differentiates between harmless fun and actual problems.]

And, yes, actually. That's kind of important to me. It keeps me alive. And you, while you're me.

[The humor is officially past. Tony speaks softly, which sounds strange to him coming out in Bianca's voice, but he rolls with it. Soothing is really what he needs at the moment.]

They're okay. It's not like weird things have never happened before.

[Impersonating someone to one teenager who she's fairly sure is emotionally disturbed and has severe trust issues and one she suspects has the similar problems, if not the same ones, doesn't really count as 'harmless fun' to her.]

Potential emotional pain is still pain. I know I'd be upset if I found out someone was pretending to be someone I thought cared about me, and I think the same would apply to you.

[She's not even paying attention to their main 'audience' right now.

Since Tony's being serious now, she's being serious in return, and even giving him respect.]

How do I get this to disappear without accidentally setting something off?

[ This is officially too weird for the tiny mischief god.

Loki was a crazy and often evil being given the nature and mindset of a teenage boy. This tended to preclude things like people legitimately caring for his well being, especially when he hadn't manipulated them into thinking they did!

He's just going to slink down out of sight and listen in. Carry on, good mortals. ]

[And this is Bianca's face looking unimpressed.]

Don't know what you're talking about. You generally need emotions before you can have any potential emotional pain. And one at least has never had any of that he couldn't afford to burn.

[He wants to affect a flippant tone, but it just comes out indifferent. It's hard to manage Bianca's voice properly.]

Trust me. They'll get over it.

[No question at all about that one. He thinks they're probably already over it.]

Try thinking about how flesh feels. Skin, and cloth. Don't forget cloth. You might have to think harder about it since you're not used to it.

Edited 2013-09-25 05:43 (UTC)

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