video; shortly after waking up this morning

[wrathfulkhan]

[Hi, everyone. Have a six-year-old with glasses that are too big for his head and utterly swimming in his clothes giving y'all the worst stink-eye you can get on a face this cute. He's too irritated to go back to Zatanna's post, so he's going with the usual Marvel-verse scapegoat: Blame Loki.]

Loki! This isn't funny! FIX THIS, or ELSE!

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[wrathfulkhan]

I already regret asking.

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[bacondivination]

It's a very big thing.

[ Since Gene obviously wasn't prepared for this conversation, he just makes it weirder. ]

Did you know I even have a fandom? They terrify me, serial killers in the making all of them that they are. I regretted googling my name immensely at first, but I don't mind being famous.

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[wrathfulkhan]

...don't they have anything better to do?

[No, Gene, we do not.]

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[bacondivination]

I don't think they do.

Truthfully, the one thing I found most disturbing was the existence of 'body pillows.' That- that is a thing I do not want to understand. I'll forgive a great deal, but...

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[wrathfulkhan]

Yeah. No. Those are creepy.

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[bacondivination]

If I were not so fearful of a being that would put my likeness on large pillows in assorted states of undress, I would have considered stopping it.

[ He shudders in exaggerated fashion. ] Far too creepy for me. [ A pause, considering. ] My hair looked fabulous, though.

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[wrathfulkhan]

[Dryly:] I'm sure it did.

That is a level of creepy beyond anything I've ever dealt with. And I've stared into the eyes of an elder god, or something like it. I mean...come on. Who does that?

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[bacondivination]

I've been scolded at length by an elder god, and still the people with the pillows are more frightening. I worry they're the sort that will one day wish to collect a limited edition suit of Loki's skin, or something.

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[wrathfulkhan]

I'll take your word for it.

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[bacondivination]

[ Loki laughs. ] That does seem to be for the best, doesn't it. Let's hope these kedan we live amongst do not do fandom.

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[wrathfulkhan]

Yeah. Just think. A whole mob of kedan, chasing after you with body pillows.

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[bacondivination]

[ Loki is appropriately horrified. ]

You're a terrible creature. You do know this, right?

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[wrathfulkhan]

[Is Gene taking an inappropriate amount of glee in this? Yes.]

Coming from you, that's high praise indeed. I'm flattered.

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[bacondivination]

Oh, how cruel you are. How I love you so, I just don't understand.

video; i'm so sorry about this whole thread

[wrathfulkhan]

You've got a thing for bad boys, I suspect.

video; NOW KISS

[bacondivination]

The very worst. You know exactly what floats my boat and/or other appropriate nautical vessel.

video; would that this desk were a time desk, to make that possible

[wrathfulkhan]

And that should probably alarm me.

[bacondivination]

I would think you proud of this fact.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Happily:] I am. I really am.

[bacondivination]

You're truly incorrigible.

[wrathfulkhan]

Isn't it great?