video; shortly after waking up this morning

[wrathfulkhan]

[Hi, everyone. Have a six-year-old with glasses that are too big for his head and utterly swimming in his clothes giving y'all the worst stink-eye you can get on a face this cute. He's too irritated to go back to Zatanna's post, so he's going with the usual Marvel-verse scapegoat: Blame Loki.]

Loki! This isn't funny! FIX THIS, or ELSE!

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[manofiron]

Well, clearly I wasn't in my right mind.

[ Or looking at a car when it came time to decide what color to paint the thing. ]

So is that the extent of the crazy alternate universe revelations or do cats run the country and fish wear pants too?

[ Likely, the answer's no. Though in his world, there is a town in Alaska that has made a cat mayor. So, it's not that much of a leap that one made it into the Oval Office. ]

[wrathfulkhan]

Yeah, somehow I don't think that aesthetic choice was yours.

[Because holy cow did Pepper wear a lot of pink. And...oh no, Stark's joke made him smile. Dammit!]

No, fish don't wear pants, unless TV somehow got even more inane than usual. And last time I checked, the President was a human.

[manofiron]

They wore suites and dresses on Fish Police. It could happen.

[ It says something about Tony's brain that he remembers enough ridiculous details from a cartoon that only aired six episodes in 1992 to reference it now. Likely, what it says isn't anything good. ]

You sure the president's human? Not some kind of shapeshifting alien? Or a magic wielding raccoon? I mean really, how would you know?

[wrathfulkhan]

Fish what.

[No really. Fish what? What. He's suddenly very glad he doesn't live in a world with Fish Police, whatever that is.

Gene shrugs.] Never bothered to check. Didn't really care.

[manofiron]

It was a TV show. Based on a comic. Ran about six episodes in the nineties.

[ It's irrelevant. He just gets hung up on stupid trivia sometimes. ]

You should always check. Never trust the government. Especially when you don't know who's running the show.

[wrathfulkhan]

...okay then.

[He shrugs.]

It's never interested me, but I'll be sure to check when I get back. [Because. He is going back, once all this is over. Then it won't really matter anyway because he'll be overthrowing the government, but, details.] Good to keep in mind, though.

[manofiron]

Didn't really interest me either. Then the government tried to fuck me. And not in the sexy way either.

Be careful who you trust. Especially if they're telling you to trust them.

[wrathfulkhan]

I don't think there is a sexy way for the government to do that.

[Trust? What a quaint idea.] Yeah, don't worry. That word's not exactly part of my vocabulary.

[manofiron]

And that's how you'll get ahead in life. Good man. Uh, who's stuck in a kid's body.