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tushanshu2013-09-27 01:55 pm
zerotoawesome) wrote in tushanshu2013-09-27 01:55 pm
video;
[So, instead of Santo's usual sexy stony visage, the video is greeted with this lovely face:
Or, you know, it would be, but Santo is currently wrapped up tighter than his bff Dust. The sheet is wrapped around him from head to toe, leaving only his eyes visible, at least until one of his new bunny ears pokes it's way out and the whole costume comes undone.]
Okay, I don't get why everyone is complaining about this so much. I mean, I guess I can't judge since I'm not a kid or an old man or whatever people are turning into.
Because, I mean, come on! Look at me! I'm a freakin' Playboy Bunny now! Literally! I'm like a mutant with stripping as a superpower!
Uh... Not that I'm going to be stripping, Fran! I promise. I mean, I'm not even looking at myself in the mirror.
Not that I don't want to, because you're seriously sexy, but I'm not because I'm respectful like that. I'm a gentleman.
[Yeah, as calm as he wants to seem, he's pretty uncomfortable about all of this.]
Anyway, so is this how everybody feels things? I forgot what it felt like to not be made out of rocks.
[The longest ass pause ever.]
And I need to ask the most important question that will ever be asked on this thing... How are people going to the bathroom like this? I mean, how do you not look at yours- other people's, you know... Their bits?
Or, you know, it would be, but Santo is currently wrapped up tighter than his bff Dust. The sheet is wrapped around him from head to toe, leaving only his eyes visible, at least until one of his new bunny ears pokes it's way out and the whole costume comes undone.]
Okay, I don't get why everyone is complaining about this so much. I mean, I guess I can't judge since I'm not a kid or an old man or whatever people are turning into.
Because, I mean, come on! Look at me! I'm a freakin' Playboy Bunny now! Literally! I'm like a mutant with stripping as a superpower!
Uh... Not that I'm going to be stripping, Fran! I promise. I mean, I'm not even looking at myself in the mirror.
Not that I don't want to, because you're seriously sexy, but I'm not because I'm respectful like that. I'm a gentleman.
[Yeah, as calm as he wants to seem, he's pretty uncomfortable about all of this.]
Anyway, so is this how everybody feels things? I forgot what it felt like to not be made out of rocks.
[The longest ass pause ever.]
And I need to ask the most important question that will ever be asked on this thing... How are people going to the bathroom like this? I mean, how do you not look at yours- other people's, you know... Their bits?
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