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[casaerotica13]

[Well, he's had better days. He died, woke up to a very rude looking woman, been nerfed of his powers, dragged out here, and was told that he needed to find a job. These weird turtle people were about to find a shoe up their ass, but he couldn't really complain, could he? He did think he was dead. Then again, perhaps this was a trick from his brother. Maybe Lucifer didn't actually want to kill him and just sent him here... or maybe this was prolonged torture. Both were possible.]

[His grumbling stopped once he saw his new digs. A tree house? He could legally live in a tree house and everyone would think that was just peachy? Oh hell yeah. Maybe he judged too soon about these guys. Course, there was the issue about his senses being cut off and his witness protection scheme. Others could have shown up, too...]

[Gabriel suddenly realized that he didn't give two shits anymore. Screw Lucifer and Michael. Screw all of them. Once he gave it a night (actually slept, whoa) and began to get some old powers back, he turned on the console.]

How's it hanging, turtle-fiends? I see that this place has been up and running for awhile now but never fear. Gabriel has arrived. You can now start the party. [No, he doesn't plan on explaining which Gabriel. It's a common name, right? Thanks to him, but whatever.]

First order of business, though. I need some sweets from a sweetie and possibly some good tunes. The sound of nature's great and all, but I prefer the sound of fury, if you catch my drift. Don't want birds nesting in my tree with me.

It's my tree. [His.]

Second. I was told that I need to get a job. [He shivers in disgust.] Is anyone willing to pay me to eat candy all day? Sex is also an option, but I'm not sure how many of you want to see me in pumps and fishnets.

If you do and you're female, I live in 2D. Bring ice cream.

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[bacondivination]

You're lucky, newbie. There's something of an expert about for one of your problems.

The best sweets are in the Earth Sector. Alas, somehow I doubt you'll find pretty girls to shower you in them.

[casaerotica13]

Aw, what? That's half of the point gone right there.

... Sure you looked hard enough?

[bacondivination]

Well, for free anyway. The red light district ought to have some enterprising kedan ladies available for the task, but I imagine that gets costly.

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[knewtoomuch]

[Balthazar doesn't know why he never pictured this particular face appearing. He too is supposed to be dead after all. Maybe this place is just looking to make a collection out of murdered angels. Unique he supposes.]

Hanging quite well on my end. Thank you so much for asking, Gabby.

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[casaerotica13]

... Well, I guess my Living Under A Rock: Phase Two™ plan was short lived. Don't suppose you ran into Lucifer, too, Bal?

[Just in case, he'd rather not mention that he's dead just yet.]

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[knewtoomuch]

[He considers a moment before he goes with what he learned about making these sorts of conversations private.]

Oh, I don't know. I think there's plenty of natives that have no clue about that plan of yours. Nobody instantly sees your name and assumes angel. At least I wouldn't.

As for Lucy...afraid I haven't seen him. If I am to be honest, I would prefer him to not be here at all.

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[trifurcate]

So many requests, where to start...

You might find sweets in the Earth sector, though the Brazen Turtle has a few desserts. We do delivery but why wouldn't you want to drop in for the live music since you're looking for that also?

If you want someone to pay you for sex there are brothels, but I get the impression that's not what you're looking for. [She grins.] Otherwise, if you have any other skills I'm always taking job applications at my bar.

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[casaerotica13]

Well, you definitely covered sweets from a sweetie. Though, free delivery or live music? Delivery... or rockin' out... That's a tough one.

[Thankfully, he was joking about the brothel thing... more or less.] Always looking for a good time, if that's what you mean.

A bar, huh? Now that's a career choice that was pretty fun back in the day. [ohoho]

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[trifurcate]

Back in the day?

[She lifts an eyebrow, encouraging an expansion on that if he'd like.]

As for free delivery or live music, I'd say go for the live music. Got a great place here, foreigner owned and run, and who doesn't like exploring new places?

[Better focus on that than the war they'd been recruited for to save, well, all of their worlds.]

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[gathersnomoss]

... That was more information about your sex life than I ever wanted to know. Also, manual labor won't kill you.

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[casaerotica13]

I could always tell you more.

... It might.

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[gathersnomoss]

Not if you know what you are doing.

And, please don't.

[disfavored]

I doubt that anyone will pay you to eat candy all day. [He just ignores the sex part.] But a lot of people aren't too concerned with jobs right now...I don't suppose you've been told about the war business?

[casaerotica13]

... You cannot be serious. War is really getting old.

This isn't about that Mister. M thing we aren't supposed to talk about, is it?

[Maybe the dude just hasn't come across an archangel yet. Finish it in five minutes, go back to the candy. Which reminds him.]

About that job? Never say never, amigo.

[disfavored]

Yes, it's that. We're supposed to be preparing for that.

And even if there were a job where you were paid to eat candy, don't you think it'd have a lot of competition?

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[definingfuture]

Well, technically you don't have to get a job. That's more of a choice than a mandate. You'll just have a harder time paying bills if you don't do it.

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[casaerotica13]

There's bills here, too!? [Uuuuuuuuuugh.] You guys are really bad at making a paradise, you know that? The back of a turtle is like prime location, but no. You have to add bills.

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[definingfuture]

Bills are one of those universal constants that haunt is no matter where we are. It could always be worse.

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[candystriped]

If there was a job for eating candy all day, you'd be second in line.

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[casaerotica13]

[Gabe raises an eyebrow, looking her over.] ... I could take you.

[It's his dream job. No one will interfere!]

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[candystriped]

The fuck you could, pansy boy.

[undoubtable]

So if I bring ice cream, you'll put on fishnets and heels?

[casaerotica13]

[OH HELLO]

In a heartbeat, sweetie pie. First of all, you can't put a price on ice cream. Second, I'll dress up however you want me to.

[guiltapalooza]

[Willow doesn't think anything of his name being Gabriel. Angels are definitely not a thing where she's from. Instead, she's wrinkling her nose in distaste at his request.]

Wow. Think you could put a little more objectification in your post? You didn't go for the max.

[casaerotica13]

You mean about candy or the job? Cause I could do more.