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Greetings. I am Commander Spock of the USS Enterprise, a Starfleet contingent of the United Federation of Planets. I understand that we are temporally isolated as well as spatially displaced and that this is not a subdivision of any one possible multiverse, neither a pocket dimension of any one universe, but a unique quantum singularity linking many and each possible variation thereof. If others here have scientific findings of this nature, I pre-emptively extend my gratitude in the event of any information being divulged.
[ AKA pls share ur theories. He's not human, in case anyone with eyes and ears missed the blatant memo staring them in the face, the approximation of what would happen were a dollop of raw science and a great jawline to get mixed with an elf in a blender. Spock pauses thoughtfully, glancing away, and a single slender brow arches when he looks back; there are likely a great deal of customs to be observed from numerous new species and races, none of which he seeks to offend. ]
It has been brought to my attention that this is not my first foray into Keeliai. While I would request that you exert a measure of patience with my ... freshly acquired outlook, you will find me amenable to revisiting former acquaintances. [ Again he hesitates, though this time it comes across as more of an amendment. If you've been hanging out with his BFF, prepare to explain why, how and to what end. ] Similarly, I wish to meet with any and all allies of Captain James T. Kirk at their earliest convenience.
All remaining Starfleet personnel are to submit a fully comprehensive report effective immediately regarding their time here. Audio will suffice, given the circumstances.
[ And off goes the feed. ]
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[ It's logical to do so in an alien world, okay, don't be so smug!! Psh. ]
As you are currently at your leisure to bandy insults, Doctor, I remind you that your report is still outstanding and urge you to make constructive use of your free time.
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Leisure? [ Oh son, you know not what you speak of. ] Well, while some of us were takin' a merry ride in a cart all day, others--And I do mean me--were workin' a shift at the clinic! [ Okay?! ]
This network isn't exactly secure... You sure you wanna talk about this over the wire? [ cough KHAN cough ]
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As the only form of transportation afforded, it was a logical option. Would you prefer that I had walked the distance and lengthened my absence from the captain's side? [ It's an arched reply, sharper than he'd usually use on McCoy, but he just saw Jim in the hands of an angry Klingon back home and isn't in the mood to suffer criticism. ] I will send you a location and meet you. From there, I will escort you to the quarters I have been assigned in anticipation of your report.
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Believe me, Spock, Jim's been survin' without you for twenty-four years, he'd manage a few more hours without you.
Why don't you just come to the clinic... We can kill two birds with one stone.
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[ Which is a strong hint he has Important Shit To Discuss. ]
I will be there shortly.
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Good. I'll be waitin'...