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Greetings. I am Commander Spock of the USS Enterprise, a Starfleet contingent of the United Federation of Planets. I understand that we are temporally isolated as well as spatially displaced and that this is not a subdivision of any one possible multiverse, neither a pocket dimension of any one universe, but a unique quantum singularity linking many and each possible variation thereof. If others here have scientific findings of this nature, I pre-emptively extend my gratitude in the event of any information being divulged.
[ AKA pls share ur theories. He's not human, in case anyone with eyes and ears missed the blatant memo staring them in the face, the approximation of what would happen were a dollop of raw science and a great jawline to get mixed with an elf in a blender. Spock pauses thoughtfully, glancing away, and a single slender brow arches when he looks back; there are likely a great deal of customs to be observed from numerous new species and races, none of which he seeks to offend. ]
It has been brought to my attention that this is not my first foray into Keeliai. While I would request that you exert a measure of patience with my ... freshly acquired outlook, you will find me amenable to revisiting former acquaintances. [ Again he hesitates, though this time it comes across as more of an amendment. If you've been hanging out with his BFF, prepare to explain why, how and to what end. ] Similarly, I wish to meet with any and all allies of Captain James T. Kirk at their earliest convenience.
All remaining Starfleet personnel are to submit a fully comprehensive report effective immediately regarding their time here. Audio will suffice, given the circumstances.
[ And off goes the feed. ]
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A fricassee? Are you nuts? I'd be way better sauteed. Little onion, some garlic salt...
But I get it. I'll be good. Should I send Spock a fruit basket or something?
video; this is totally still encrypted oops
[He rolls his eyes, playful.]
I have no idea. That might be an insult or something in Vulcan culture, and then where would you be? Try not to get defensive next time, we'll see where it goes.
Oh yes all of the above is indeed encrypted hi
...You mean it about teaching me a better encryption? I've gotten better. Not much better, but I brought it up from the baseline.
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Believe me, I'm surprisingly good at keeping my mouth shut about certain topics.
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Then sure, I'll toss something together and we can go over it later. Hit up my inbox so we stop cluttering up my XO's feed.
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[And he can't help the little fanboy smirk on his lips because HOW COOL IS THIS DEAR GOD.]