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[definingfuture]

[Tony starts out sitting in front of the console. He's a little slow to start up what he wants to say-there's an awkward pause beforehand like he's just sizing them up through the video itself.]

So, I've been busy lately. And I've gotten a little distracted by other things, but-

[Something catches in his throat and cuts him off. Tony clears his throat and tries to look casual and calm. He's distracted and maybe in need of some sleep, with his attention wandering from the feed, but he's not going to drop the flippant tone. Especially not now.]

But apparently there have been some strange disappearances lately, and those people might actually still be around.

[He seems to want to say more, but his heart isn't in it. Maybe he should be offering to try to help those semi-disappeared people. Probably. Unfortunately he can't make himself do that.]

That's not what I want to talk about. I need... [Don't finish that, Stark.]

I need someone who knows how to take care of flowers. Horticulture isn't my thing and I have some and I have to make sure they, they don't die, so if you have any advice, I could use it. That or animal counselors. I'm sure those exist out there somewhere.

[ooc: cw for mentions of child deaths and violent arguing.]

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[thewaywardson]

Of course. Is there anything else you would like me to tell him?

[definingfuture]

You're actually going to talk to the pack animals? I'm pretty sure they don't-

Their brains aren't that big.

[thewaywardson]

Every living being has a means of communication. Insects, mammals, birds, reptiles, even plants. Yes, I can speak with your... Logan.

[definingfuture]

As long as you don't try to speak with my Tony. [Not sorry at all for that one.]

[thewaywardson]

Why? What's wrong with Tony?

[ Perhaps he can help with that, too. ]

[definingfuture]

I think he's broken. Probably a defect.

[It's probably bad to keep encouraging this. Ah, well.]

[thewaywardson]

If he's injured, I can heal him.

[ If only Castiel understood what was going on here. Alas, he has no clue. ]

[definingfuture]

No, you can't.

[Poor Cas. Tony knows he's not helping.]

No one can fix him. You can try to talk to Logan if you want to, but he doesn't like people. Or other animals. Or anything living.

[thewaywardson]

I'm an angel. There's no injury I cannot heal.

[ If he can raise the dead, he's certain he can fix whatever affliction is harming this man's animal companion. ]

And I have no fear of Logan. He will not harm me.

[definingfuture]

No, no, you've got that backwards. You have to tell the other person that they're an angel. It's rude to compliment yourself.

[He laughs a little, but it doesn't sound right and he gives up.]

Logan pretty much wants to eat anyone that gets near him.

[thewaywardson]

It isn't a compliment.

[ There's an undercurrent of severity in his tone that may seem slightly inappropriate for the circumstances. Like he speaks from experience of some kind. ]

If Logan requires sustenance, I can provide him with something appropriate to his dietary needs.

[definingfuture]

You can't be serious.

[He's seen a lot of things, of course. Things that normally he wouldn't believe in. But this is touching a bit too close to religion for acceptable benefit of the doubt.]

Don't get me wrong. I'm sure you're impressive, but angels? Really?

[thewaywardson]

[ The look Castiel gives him is flat and humorless. ]

Do I look like I'm joking to you?

[definingfuture]

Maybe. I don't know you that well.

[He does relent though.]

You mean "messengers of God" kind of angel. But I don't believe in them.

[thewaywardson]

Angels aren't messengers. We're soldiers. And our existence isn't predicated on your belief.

[definingfuture]

Well, that's convenient. So what are you fighting now? Just curious.

[thewaywardson]

At the moment, I am doing battle with the inanimate hairless mouse. I believe I'm winning.

[ Using the console is difficult and he still doesn't understand why something that very obviously isn't a mouse is called such. But he is making it work, so that must constitute success. ]

[definingfuture]

Just be careful it doesn't try to make a break for it and hide behind the desk. They've been known to do that.

And not to stereotype, but if you're an angel shouldn't you have wings?

[thewaywardson]

I have wings.

[ He says it automatically, already looking down at the mouse, uncertain and doubtful. ]

How would it do that? It isn't alive.

[definingfuture]

Uh-huh.

[He'll let that one pass.]

It's magic. Isn't that how things like that usually work?

[thewaywardson]

I was under the impression that most humans were unaware of magic's existence.

[definingfuture]

Maybe. Where I'm from, it's not that surprising. We also have gods that live on Earth.

[thewaywardson]

That is much the same as the Earth I know. They adopt human forms and live among them.

[definingfuture]

Do they go to Starbucks?

[thewaywardson]

Possibly. I don't ask them what they do.