unobtainableredemption: Kaine (Scrutinizing stare)
Kaine ([personal profile] unobtainableredemption) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu2013-11-10 06:38 pm

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[Even though he had been shown how to use the console in his suite close to 5 times now, Kaine still finds himself fiddling with it when the feed turns on. There was a reason why, after buying him a laptop (with Kaine's money) and multiple attempts at teaching him how to use it, his friend Wally just accepted the 3 AM visits whenever Kaine needed to run a simple Google search. But the clone was desperate, and now here he is.

How desperate, you ask? Well, he's currently wearing an over-sized, tacky "I <3 NY" souvenir t-shirt and an expression that's a cross between a pout and a scowl.
] Where can I buy a normal shirt? I'm down to this one and there's no way in hell I'm wearing it again. [A pause.] For the record, by "normal shirt" I mean a t-shirt or something along those lines. I'll take a jacket at this point too.

[He shifts in his seat, discomfort pouring out of him as he tugs at the hem of his comically large shirt. He hates asking for assistance, but he's been searching for something for a couple days now and keeps coming up empty.

His face turns to a scowl again when he adds:
] And to the person who took my good shirt--you know who you are--I want it back. Take this one.

[He pauses after that, as there's something else he wants to say, but doesn't actually want to say it. The thought of asking it causes him to grit his teeth, and the beginning of it comes out like a growl.] I'm also looking for a job. Something like a bouncer or a bodyguard... [Glances down at something off camera.] I'm, uh, good with my hands, and not that it matters here but I'm fluent in four languages.

[With that, he's officially gone past his comfort zone and he attempts to quickly turn the damn thing off--key word being attempts. He lets out a slew of curses, and right before he finally manages to turn it off, he can be seen depositing some juulan into a large, clear container labeled "Swear Jar" already a quarter full just before the screen finally goes black.]
nerdylilspidey: (WHAT-THE-WHOZEE-WHA?!?!)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-12 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Jameson. J. Jonah Jameson?
nerdylilspidey: (WHAT-THE-WHOZEE-WHA?!?!)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-12 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?!His- His father??

[How old is his father?! Did Peter - That Peter - sign off on this??]
nerdylilspidey: (ffffffffffffffffffffffff head hurts)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-12 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
But- [He's clutching his head again.] I thought Jameson was Aunt May's age. (Or close to it.) How can she be-- How can he-- What the hell!!
nerdylilspidey: (feelin pretty good actually)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-12 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd lose that bet, then. You're obviously younger.

[….Right? Right.]
nerdylilspidey: (ewww no take it back)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-13 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Now that that's all settled. Back to flailing about Aunt May.]

Oh, my God. I wanna ask more, but I'm not really sure I wanna know.
nerdylilspidey: (wait wait--you want WHAT?)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-14 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Boston?!?! [His hands move from clutching the sides of his head to wiping down his face. Why Boston? What's in Boston? Besides a new life with this new husband. Ohboy.]

Just when you think you've got the alternate universe thing more or less figured out...
nerdylilspidey: (huh... never would've guessed)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
What? How old am I-- is Other Me?
nerdylilspidey: (uhhhhh. what?)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-15 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. That's a long time to live as Spider-Man.]

... Now that I know all this? I'm gonna need some serious adjustment time.
nerdylilspidey: (omg what even is my life)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-15 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Thought you should know. It only seemed fair.
nerdylilspidey: (nonono omg i can't be in krakoa)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-16 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, what's with the matching icon :|]

Any chance you have, I dunno, a giant pizza in there?
nerdylilspidey: (does that line actually WORK?)

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[personal profile] nerdylilspidey 2013-12-16 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Lies...ithink.]

I've also pointed out that I miss pizza over a half dozen times.

But the usual would be awesome.

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