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[Even though he had been shown how to use the console in his suite close to 5 times now, Kaine still finds himself fiddling with it when the feed turns on. There was a reason why, after buying him a laptop (with Kaine's money) and multiple attempts at teaching him how to use it, his friend Wally just accepted the 3 AM visits whenever Kaine needed to run a simple Google search. But the clone was desperate, and now here he is.
How desperate, you ask? Well, he's currently wearing an over-sized, tacky "I <3 NY" souvenir t-shirt and an expression that's a cross between a pout and a scowl.] Where can I buy a normal shirt? I'm down to this one and there's no way in hell I'm wearing it again. [A pause.] For the record, by "normal shirt" I mean a t-shirt or something along those lines. I'll take a jacket at this point too.
[He shifts in his seat, discomfort pouring out of him as he tugs at the hem of his comically large shirt. He hates asking for assistance, but he's been searching for something for a couple days now and keeps coming up empty.
His face turns to a scowl again when he adds:] And to the person who took my good shirt--you know who you are--I want it back. Take this one.
[He pauses after that, as there's something else he wants to say, but doesn't actually want to say it. The thought of asking it causes him to grit his teeth, and the beginning of it comes out like a growl.] I'm also looking for a job. Something like a bouncer or a bodyguard... [Glances down at something off camera.] I'm, uh, good with my hands, and not that it matters here but I'm fluent in four languages.
[With that, he's officially gone past his comfort zone and he attempts to quickly turn the damn thing off--key word being attempts. He lets out a slew of curses, and right before he finally manages to turn it off, he can be seen depositing some juulan into a large, clear container labeled "Swear Jar" already a quarter full just before the screen finally goes black.]
How desperate, you ask? Well, he's currently wearing an over-sized, tacky "I <3 NY" souvenir t-shirt and an expression that's a cross between a pout and a scowl.] Where can I buy a normal shirt? I'm down to this one and there's no way in hell I'm wearing it again. [A pause.] For the record, by "normal shirt" I mean a t-shirt or something along those lines. I'll take a jacket at this point too.
[He shifts in his seat, discomfort pouring out of him as he tugs at the hem of his comically large shirt. He hates asking for assistance, but he's been searching for something for a couple days now and keeps coming up empty.
His face turns to a scowl again when he adds:] And to the person who took my good shirt--you know who you are--I want it back. Take this one.
[He pauses after that, as there's something else he wants to say, but doesn't actually want to say it. The thought of asking it causes him to grit his teeth, and the beginning of it comes out like a growl.] I'm also looking for a job. Something like a bouncer or a bodyguard... [Glances down at something off camera.] I'm, uh, good with my hands, and not that it matters here but I'm fluent in four languages.
[With that, he's officially gone past his comfort zone and he attempts to quickly turn the damn thing off--key word being attempts. He lets out a slew of curses, and right before he finally manages to turn it off, he can be seen depositing some juulan into a large, clear container labeled "Swear Jar" already a quarter full just before the screen finally goes black.]
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I can look for a "I Heart Houston" shirt for you, if that'd be better.
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We visited New York.
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So. Guy goes to Houston for a change of pace and still comes back to the Big Apple for visits.
You did at least call me, right? Your me, anyway.
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Aracely wanted to go. [...Wasn't a total lie?]
I paid you a visit--but then "dad" showed up and everything went to hell. [Actually, everything went to hell the second Peter threw him out a window, but...]
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[And speaking of "dad"s...]
And I'm guessing your dad is....... who, now?
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You know, some people do something called laundry. Saves on shirts.
And sounds like if you'd just empty out that jar, you might be fine to get a few new shirts anyway.
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[And if May's going to be stealing his shirts, it's only a matter of time before two shirts becomes no shirts.]
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Also, if you want a job, it might be good to not sound like you're going to kill whoever hires you. Just saying.
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[Grits his teeth to keep from swearing. He's never actually held a job that wasn't "contract killer."] Any other pearls of wisdom you want to share, smartass?
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You keep putting juulan in there, and pretty soon you can buy yourself a nice bar of soap to wash that fucking mouth out with.
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[Yes, it still fucking hurts. Go on a diet.]
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[Excuse you he works out. It's not his fault he's built like a giant. Maybe eat a few more hamburgers and give yourself some cushion.]
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No need for a bodyguard though I could use a speaking partner. I'm in AP language classes, need to pass those exams with a 5. What languages?
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[He... has no idea what an AP is but he's assuming it's something relating to school.] English, French, Spanish, and Japanese. But something's screwy with languages here. For example, I just said that in Spanish. [He has a thought, and scribbles something down just out of sight.] Writing it down still seems to work, though.
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[A pause and she writes back in French.]
Let's start with French and finish up with Spanish later in the year.
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[Blinks when she holds up the paper.]
...Wait, right now?
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Punishing me for giving it back isn't nice.
[Because really, Kaine? A 'I <3 NY' shirt?]
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I expected this from Parker--other Parker... [...This is too confusing.] Peter--not you. It doesn't even fit.
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Yours fits worse.
Don't worry, I had no intention of keeping it.
[She was completely planning on returning the shirt after wearing it.]
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All the more reason you shouldn't be taking my stuff.
[And leaving him with the laundry. Yeah, he noticed that part.]
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Nothing. [Everything.] I'd rather not wander around wearing a shirt that screams "tourist," regardless of where we are.
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