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[laylaknowsstuff]

[A young, blonde woman appears on the network. Nothing's really odd about her appearance, standard white female, except for the large 'M' tattooed over her right eye. She has a strange smirk on her lips that seems to indicate she knows something you don't.] Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a lady of wealth and taste.

[Way to make an entrance- steal V's introduction lines from V for Vendetta, and, y'know, quote the Rolling Stones. She waves.]

So, I've been told we're battling a terrible evil. Where I'm from, we call this Tuesday.

But I thought I'd drop a line, I just got in last night. If we're stuck here for the long haul, it'd be pretty nice to know a few more people than my teammates. So I'm here to say hello, introduce myself.

[And on that note…] I'm Layla Miller. I know stuff.

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[Video]

[laylaknowsstuff]

Stuff-y stuff.

[She waves.] Hey, Kurt. Thanks for the welcome. One of the warmest I've gotten.

[Blue demon-looking mutant? She's got the basic X-Men dossier down. Obviously she's talking to Nightcrawler here.]

[Video]

[fuzzyelf]

Oh stuff-y stuff, that's the best kind.

Really? I thought your friends would have given you a warmer welcome than a 'hello' and a 'welcome'.

[He looks a little confused by that, but it's only for a moment until it's replaced with a soft smile again.]

[Video]

[laylaknowsstuff]

You know it.

Well, Monet has taken me into her apartment, and I think she's planning on holding me here. [But she'd also made a great deal of fun of the fact that Layla Miller know longer knew stuff.]

We're still working on warm welcomes over at X-Factor.

[Video]

[fuzzyelf]

It could be worse. Glad Monet found you though.

I think this might be the only place to get warm welcomes at these days.

[Video]

[laylaknowsstuff]

She spotted me and nearly put me through a wall. It's her usual greeting these days.

Maybe. But we're not there, so how can we know?

[Video]

[fuzzyelf]

At least you can count on it being a lively welcome if nothing else.

No idea.

[Video]

[laylaknowsstuff]

It was the second time she did it, and the first time I wasn't prepared. But I'll take lively.

Exactly, Kurt. You... don't mind if I call you that, do you? Or should I stick with Nightcrawler?

[Video]

[fuzzyelf]

I think lively is a uh, nicer way to think of it.

[He laughs and shakes his head.]

It's my name. I haven't been going by Nightcrawler here, there's not much point really.

[Video]

[laylaknowsstuff]

It is. Though I think she intended deathly.

[Oh well. She shrugs it off. Monet's her best friend, even if she doesn't realize it.]

That's what I thought- I try to keep codenames and real names separate. One's for missions, the other for just... talking. So you'll be Kurt, then.

[Video]

[fuzzyelf]

She's such a lovely woman. [Not exactly true. But then his best friend is Wolverine.]

Exactly, besides I think Kurt is just easier to say and not as awkward in conversation.

[Video]

[laylaknowsstuff]

She is. [There's a little bit of irony there. Just a bit. But she does adore Monet.]

It is, shorter, works better in haiku's.

[Video]

[fuzzyelf]

Ah now there's something I could never get used to. Always messed up.

[Video]

[laylaknowsstuff]

It comes with the territory.