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[bacondivination]

You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

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[bacondivination]

You totally wouldn't get it, Gene. It's so much bigger than that.

[ Lies, it's totally just over a game. ]

[wrathfulkhan]

[There's almost an audible eyeroll.]

I know what Candy Crush is. I've played it. [Until he had realized that it was a distraction to his end goals and deleted it from his phone...70 levels later.] Unless it's developed a small cult where you come from, it's just a game.

[He's not bitter about getting nemesisblocked. Why do you ask?]

[bacondivination]

Rude. When someone arbitrarily breaks your stuff, I'm going to call it 'just stuff' when you're righteously indignant about it.

[ ...didn't Loki literally do this early in November? ]

No sympathy, none. Not a bit.

[wrathfulkhan]

I'd be appropriately cowed, [i.e., not at all] except you've already done that.

You owe me for that mirror.

[bacondivination]

Oh. Oh, right. That was something, wasn't it?

[ Still no regrets there! ] Whoopsie.

[wrathfulkhan]

Hypocrite.

[YOU OF ALL PEOPLE ARE ONE TO TALK, TEMUJIN.]

[bacondivination]

Pffff, but you just retroactively earned it by your lack of sympathy.

[wrathfulkhan]

You can't retroactively decree things like that. That's not how anything works.

And I might have had sympathy...if you had properly apologized for the mirror.

[bacondivination]

Fine, I'm sorry. Be sympathetic now.

[wrathfulkhan]

[Deadpan, with exactly as much sincerity as Loki's apology:] I am deeply sorry for your loss.

[bacondivination]

Better. Much better. Now we're on the same page here.

[wrathfulkhan]

I'm so glad to hear it.