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[bacondivination]

You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

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[backwordscompatible]

[She has no idea what's going on, but one thing is absolutely for certain: he has her attention.]

See, this is why we can't have sweet things.

[bacondivination]

Verily, so now I shall be serving a bitter dish to Iron Man over this.

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[definingfuture]

Ooh, that doesn't sound good. Something wrong? [Ah, the sweet sound of revenge.]

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[bacondivination]

You. Fix it and nothing need come of this.

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[superieure]

He lacks class? Utterly unsurprising.

What do you require fixed?

[bacondivination]

Iron Man is a foul brute, and I'm not at all surprised it is commonly known. He found some way to encroach upon my territory and then wrought harm to an irreplaceable device in my possession.

He broke my phone!

[modernized]

Candy Crush Saga? What is that, a vid-game or something? You sound like the guy killed your dog.

[Level 433 though...how can someone play so much of a game?]

[bacondivination]

It's a game of immense skill and challenge. You clearly just don't get it.

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[unobtainableredemption]

...Are you seriously throwing a temper tantrum over some stupid cell phone game? [Aaand that's the full extent of Kaine's knowledge on candy crush. He wasn't going to say anything at first, but... really?]

[bacondivination]

This is no temper tantrum! This is my declaration of vengeful intent, thank you very much.

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[constants]

[ The Archive is actually having trouble comprehending how he can be so twisted and... well at least borderline evil, and yet so dumb at the same time. Really. ]

The game is designed to have high replay value. You simply now have extended the entertainment value of the game.

[bacondivination]

And, unsurprisingly, you miss the point of the fun of things yet again. One of these days, you'll figure it out. I have faith in you.

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[explosivepenetrators]

[ Cue a very confused Peter Quill. ]

Candy... Crush Saga? [ Don't judge him, Loki. He hasn't been anywhere near Earth for years. ]

[bacondivination]

[ Sigh. ]

It is a game. One of great importance to me.

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[unconchonable]

[That certainly sounds like a black declaration if he's ever heard one. Wow. He has no idea what Candy Crush is, but apparently it's important?]

That your boyfriend or somethin'? [Said so casually.] I appreciate the enthusiasm for your riwal an' all, but do you really got to display it on the network like this?

[Said as if Eridan himself wouldn't do the very same.]

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[bacondivination]

Wh-- no! Not even remotely, where the Hel would you even...!?

[ Oh, right, alien romance. He'd pretended to be some douchebag and discussed it with this guy. But still! Still! ]

No, no, no, no. Psh, seriously, no. I just hate him with every fiber of my being, that's all.

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[wrathfulkhan]

[Oho. This post had started out so promising, too. Gene had been about ready to suggest a powwow to talk about how much they megaloathed the iron menace. Finally! Some common ground! A shared nemesis against whom to pledge eternal enmity!

And then...then all of his dreams for a proper alliance are shattered. Because this is stupid.]

All of that over a video game?

[bacondivination]

You totally wouldn't get it, Gene. It's so much bigger than that.

[ Lies, it's totally just over a game. ]

[langsyne]

[........................Wow. Kids these days.]

And how long did it take you to get to level four hundred and thirty-three?

[bacondivination]

Months! Months that are now lost due to your ally's whim.

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[hulkintraining]

[Witness Teddy facepalm at you so hard, Loki.]

Really, Loki?

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[bacondivination]

I'll have you know I have no end of embarrassing pictures taken of the team that he no doubt saw. Enjoy that because you're in most of them.

[spiderkid]

Level... Wait, Iron Man broke your cell phone score? That's why you're so pissed?

[bacondivination]

Invaded my privacy and ruined my stuff! Kind of a big deal!

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[skybluejeep]

Oh my god, no he did not.

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[bacondivination]

Oh yes, he did, because Iron Man is a gigantic jerk.

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[denyamenti]

[ For someone who literally over-invests his actual life in games, even Bakura thinks that is kind of ridiculous. ]

You missed the concept of picking one's battles.

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[bacondivination]

Yes, and I totally care about some anon comment on the pseudo-internet about my tactical decisions. Thanks.

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[zinthosmantra]

Really.

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[bacondivination]

It's a valid complaint!

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[grigio]

[Julie was so set to get mad on a kids behalf. A kid had been fucked with, something bad had happened to a kid and that's just not something Julie'd stand for.

But then, the situation just becomes hilarious when she discovers what the kid is screaming about.]

You'll be alright. Think of it this way. Four hundred something levels in means you know all the tricks to get back to just that point, faster than before.


[Of course, this is said after Julie starts laughing, hastily shuts her feed off and then switches it back on once she's calmed herself enough to talk.]

What is Candy Crush Saga, anyway? I mean I get that it's a game of some kind, but how do you play it?

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[bacondivination]

[ The funny thing there being that Iron Man had done something that would have gotten everyone up in arms. But that was worth concealing, and this? This gives all the right impressions. He seems particularly sulky when he replies. ]

It's a Midgardian puzzle game. Deceptively simple mechanism, match and clear brightly colored pieces. And never to be completed now there's no point in playing it because I have my very own so-called superhero to damage my progress whenever he desires.

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[alpha_squad_leader]

Iron Man took away your video game?

And what did you do to provoke it?

[bacondivination]

I didn't. I've been harming no one! We had a truce!

[6collegecredits]

[Nope. Nope, she just can't.

She's laughing. Laughing so much.]

Of all the things. [Laugh.] I ever thought I'd hear Loki say, [what is air?] that is definitely not one of them.

[bacondivination]

Yes, yes, hilarious. You know, this is the kind of thing that turns a god evil. This right here.

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[corage]

[Hal is only pinged because Iron Man, but he isn't aware that Loki actually means the other one that Hal doesn't know.

But anyway.]

Do I want to know what this 'Candy Crush Saga' is?

[Also level four hundred and thirty three? What the hell are you even on kid.]

[bacondivination]

[ It's his substitute for doing wicked, terrible things. Obsessing over games is surprisingly good for that. ]

Only the most brilliant of Midgardian puzzle games. It has a complex interplay of features wove 'round a colorful pattern matching theme. I feel the loss of my progress most keenly.

[ He holds his phone up, set on level one. ]