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You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

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[She has no idea what's going on, but one thing is absolutely for certain: he has her attention.]

See, this is why we can't have sweet things.

Ooh, that doesn't sound good. Something wrong? [Ah, the sweet sound of revenge.]

He lacks class? Utterly unsurprising.

What do you require fixed?

Candy Crush Saga? What is that, a vid-game or something? You sound like the guy killed your dog.

[Level 433 though...how can someone play so much of a game?]

...Are you seriously throwing a temper tantrum over some stupid cell phone game? [Aaand that's the full extent of Kaine's knowledge on candy crush. He wasn't going to say anything at first, but... really?]

[ The Archive is actually having trouble comprehending how he can be so twisted and... well at least borderline evil, and yet so dumb at the same time. Really. ]

The game is designed to have high replay value. You simply now have extended the entertainment value of the game.

[ Cue a very confused Peter Quill. ]

Candy... Crush Saga? [ Don't judge him, Loki. He hasn't been anywhere near Earth for years. ]

[That certainly sounds like a black declaration if he's ever heard one. Wow. He has no idea what Candy Crush is, but apparently it's important?]

That your boyfriend or somethin'? [Said so casually.] I appreciate the enthusiasm for your riwal an' all, but do you really got to display it on the network like this?

[Said as if Eridan himself wouldn't do the very same.]

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[Oho. This post had started out so promising, too. Gene had been about ready to suggest a powwow to talk about how much they megaloathed the iron menace. Finally! Some common ground! A shared nemesis against whom to pledge eternal enmity!

And then...then all of his dreams for a proper alliance are shattered. Because this is stupid.]

All of that over a video game?

[........................Wow. Kids these days.]

And how long did it take you to get to level four hundred and thirty-three?

[Witness Teddy facepalm at you so hard, Loki.]

Really, Loki?

Level... Wait, Iron Man broke your cell phone score? That's why you're so pissed?

Oh my god, no he did not.

[ For someone who literally over-invests his actual life in games, even Bakura thinks that is kind of ridiculous. ]

You missed the concept of picking one's battles.

Really.

[Julie was so set to get mad on a kids behalf. A kid had been fucked with, something bad had happened to a kid and that's just not something Julie'd stand for.

But then, the situation just becomes hilarious when she discovers what the kid is screaming about.]

You'll be alright. Think of it this way. Four hundred something levels in means you know all the tricks to get back to just that point, faster than before.

[Of course, this is said after Julie starts laughing, hastily shuts her feed off and then switches it back on once she's calmed herself enough to talk.]

What is Candy Crush Saga, anyway? I mean I get that it's a game of some kind, but how do you play it?

Iron Man took away your video game?

And what did you do to provoke it?

[Nope. Nope, she just can't.

She's laughing. Laughing so much.]

Of all the things. [Laugh.] I ever thought I'd hear Loki say, [what is air?] that is definitely not one of them.

[Hal is only pinged because Iron Man, but he isn't aware that Loki actually means the other one that Hal doesn't know.

But anyway.]

Do I want to know what this 'Candy Crush Saga' is?

[Also level four hundred and thirty three? What the hell are you even on kid.]

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