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[bacondivination]

You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

Comments

[unobtainableredemption]

Well then congratulations, you're the first. [Hold on a minute, did this kid just say "god?"]

[bacondivination]

Uh, no. I'm expressing my perfectly valid righteous indignation. It's way different. Frankly, you're lucky I've no urge to deal with it old school.

[unobtainableredemption]

Let me guess, "smiting"?

[bacondivination]

I do love a good smiting!

[unobtainableredemption]

Over some stupid game on your cell phone?

[bacondivination]

Firstly, not a stupid game. Nuanced and oft underrated, not stupid. Secondly, would even that I could, no. Obviously not, duh.

[unobtainableredemption]

I've seen my girlfriend [Okay that was still kind of weird, acknowledging he had a girlfriend.] play that thing, it's a stupid cell phone game.

You mean to tell me there's some sort of smiting guidelines?

[bacondivination]

How a plebe like you has a girlfriend with exquisite taste, I do not know. I have standards, that's all.

[unobtainableredemption]

[He's... still sort of wondering how he has a girlfriend himself.]

Standards that involve throwing a hissy fit on an open network?

[bacondivination]

It was hardly a hissy fit! I was just being very justifiably vocal in my disapproval, that's all.

[unobtainableredemption]

Yeah, you've said that, but I still don't believe you.

[bacondivination]

It seems to need repeating, as you are obviously not terribly bright.

[unobtainableredemption]

And apparently I need to repeat that I heard you the first time, so what does that say about you?