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[bacondivination]

You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

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[bacondivination]

I'll have you know I have no end of embarrassing pictures taken of the team that he no doubt saw. Enjoy that because you're in most of them.

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[hulkintraining]

You what? Why would you-[He cuts himself off. He knows exactly why Loki would do something like that. He's Loki after all.]

Show me.

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[bacondivination]

Too many spoilers. Whoops.

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[hulkintraining]

Loki. [He's in super serious mode now. Check the icon.]

...How embarrassing are we talking?

[bacondivination]

Realistically? I would never take any one of us seriously again.

[hulkintraining]

[He covers his face with his hands.]

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't hit you right now.

[bacondivination]

You can't punch me through the screen, for one.

[hulkintraining]

Maybe not. But I can find you. [There's not any particular heat in his words. He's too busy being embarrassed. What exactly had Tony seen?]

[bacondivination]

And, if you did, I would shamelessly run away with no regard for dignity. But you won't do that, now will you?

[hulkintraining]

Not if I wrap my hand around your face first. [As tempted as he is to do so, the damage has been done.]

...No. I'll be too busy dying of embarrassment.

[bacondivination]

Odin's bones, I'm grateful for your imminent demise by stupid pictures then. The creepy stretchy hand thing freaks me right out. Ugh.

[hulkintraining]

[Good. He'll remember that for next time they meet in person.]

Delete them. Burn them. Whatever. Just get rid of them.

[bacondivination]

Done and done, then. Geez, you are taking yourself far too seriously here.

[hulkintraining]

What you don't seem to understand, Loki, is that as Young Avengers the actual Avengers still have a lot of reservations about us. And Tony Stark seeing embarrassing pictures of us is not going to help that at all.