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You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

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Yes, yes, hilarious. You know, this is the kind of thing that turns a god evil. This right here.

Candy Crush.

[Her look is one of disbelief.]

Yeah That's some super evil motivation you've got there.

I'll do a whole evil motivations speech about it. Oh, how they laughed at my Candy Crush fixation. Who is laughing now, etcetera and so on, or whatever.

Clearly it will be a monologue to top all monologues.

Tremble, mortals, and despair!

I'll make a memo about the despair and trembling. For future reference.

Excellent life choice there. You can never go wrong with memos, that's what I always say.

My dorm room was once littered with post-it notes. It was like a museum to memos.

The most important question is whether they were a variety of colors or not.

Well, you just ask all the important things, now don't you?

What do you think?

I should have known better than to doubt you. For that, I apologize.

Maybe you should make a memo so that you won't forget next time.

Duly noted, and to be thoroughly memoed in short order.

Excellent.

And just to be clear, what exactly did Iron Man do to your game?

Wiped clean my progress 'cross the board. It was a serious dick move.

Ouch. That is pretty harsh.

Any idea why he did it?

Funny enough? I actually thought we had a truce in place 'til that. Apparently, that is not the case.

Well, let's hold on a second. You're saying you didn't do anything to provoke this?

For once. I'd have liked to have the satisfaction of feeling I've earned retaliation, but... nope?

Huh. Well, that sounds pretty odd if you ask me. I'd try looking into it some more if I were you.

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