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[bacondivination]

You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

Comments

[bacondivination]

No, no, it's douchebag Iron Man--slightly younger, significantly less chill. The Tony Stark who enjoys games is cool, there is a huge difference. I like him. He's made me entertainments in the past.

[skybluejeep]

Okay good, because I was about to call him up and give him hell.

Do not mess with a man's Candy Crush score. Or level. That's, like...there are no words, really. And when I say that, it means something.

[bacondivination]

It's just playing so dirty. You'd think he'd do things like a normal so-called hero, but noooooo. He's not man enough for that.

[ Never mind that Iron Man had kicked his ass so hard Thor had to get involved the last time they got into it. Totally not the point here. ]