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[bacondivination]

You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

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[corage]

[Okay first of all what the hell is Midgard Hal wants to know. What kind of a fancy name is that?

Also: is that a smart phone?]

Is that a mobile game? [And here Hal thought it was the end of the world.

Then again, it kind of is if he had been over four hundred levels.]

[bacondivination]

[ It's a Starkphone, something he's starting to regret. He ought to have gotten an iPhone and been done with it-- maybe then he wouldn't have superheroes wrecking his shit. ]

Uh, yeah, obviously.

[corage]

[It's okay Starkphones don't even exist for Hal, since DC is entirely separate from Marvel. But then there is Bruce Wayne, so...]

Huh. [Must be something that hasn't come yet then, he guesses. Last time he heard Jetpack Joyride was all the rage.] How many levels does it have?

[You know, he should actually play the ones on his own phone someday. Hal never really thought that mobile games were actually still playable here.]