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[bacondivination]

You go too far, Iron Man! You know not what you have done, knavish cullion. I will relish taking my revenge, make no mistake. I hate you, hate, with every ounce of my being and this shall not be a mistake you ever dare repeat.

[ Loki's mad. Real mad.

Just in case that wasn't obvious. ]

I was on level four hundred and thirty-three! [ His voice goes high enough it cracks on the last word, and he huffs before continuing. ] Why would you even do that? Is this not against your Midgardian Geneva Conventions? Candy Crush Saga should be sacred and untouchable.

[ He hasn't even checked his other games yet. He deflates somewhat, plaintively fussing: ] It's just so rude.

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[explosivepenetrators]

Nemesis. Kinda making a big name for yourself there, aren't you, kid?

[bacondivination]

I am totally nemesis material here, okay? Before I stopped the whole being evil routine, I was number seven on many all time villain lists.

[explosivepenetrators]

[ Pardon the small snort, Loki. ]

Yeah, okay, kid. Trust me: I've seen villains. You don't cut it. Come back when your name starts with "Tha" and ends with "nos."

[ A beat. ]

On second thought, nevermind. You don't want his chin.

[bacondivination]

Really? Really? I'd have to be as big a threat as Thanos to count? You're 'go big or go home,' aren't you? Geez.

[explosivepenetrators]

Okay, maybe an Annihilus-level threat. [ That's like .2 places away from Thanos-level. ]

You should be able to manage that one, right?