♒ 5th VIDEO

[unconchonable]

[Maybe it's in bad taste. Maybe it's in bad taste and Eridan really does not give a shit. He's heard the news, and is delighted by it, to be perfectly honest. She was nothing but a disrespectful cur, and the news of her death has left him elated to say the least. When the feed turns on, he's sipping a hot cup of tea (pinky extended), of what type is anyone's guess, but he looks amused as ever.]

I say the bitch got what was comin' to her.

[He takes another long sip. He feels no need to disclose who, when it's probably obvious to anyone with a working think pan.]

Just goes to show that maybe there is some modicum a justice in this place.

Comments

[unconchonable]

Tch, I'd like to see them attempt to incarcerate me ower this. [Of course that attitude really isn't helping his case any.]

I also ain't expectin' anyone to come to my aid ower this, either. Kinda do the whole loner thing pretty well by now. [Even if he hates being alone.] Besides, I'm more than capable a defendin' myself.

[But that next part... Yeah, that's... definitely a point.] Can't say I mind bein' here, ewen more so with her bein' gone. Unfortunate for those a you who feel the need to go back to where ewer it is you came from, but after hawin' my planet and species destroyed, this actually is a better alternatiwe. Less of a chance to go back the better.

[He says all of this after ridiculing everyone who tried to say being brought here was a blessing for them. This guy...]

[gathersnomoss]

Apparently you've thought this through.

[Zel doubts that, but he also suspects Eridan will have no problems justifying his actions ex post facto.]

[unconchonable]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

I always think things through. [No he doesn't, he reacts before he gives himself the chance to think 99.9% of the time.]

So, what? You think I did it or somethin'?

[gathersnomoss]

I think either the person who did it would want to go unnoticed, or they would outright brag about it, and not care what happened afterward. You've done neither.

But I'm not any sort of investigator. And maybe criminals are dumber than I think they are.