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[Well this sure is a video post. It opens on Kidd, who's looking rather casually bored, dressed up in all the stolen finery one might expect of a pirate. His accent is vaguely British-y, and his tone is casually bored.]
I've heard tell this turtle of ours stops off at locations along the course of its journey. And these shores— would anyone say they at all resemble the Caribbean? Nassau, perhaps?
[He assumes otherwise, but it never hurts to ferret out little bits of information. If nothing else, mention of Nassau might weed out any who know the region and what it stands for. Stood for. He cocks his head to one side, there's maybe a hint of something predatory to his expression.]
I find it curious, aye, to be plain, that we can be so long at sea without fear of outside attack. Pirates, and the like. This place is grand enough, but hardly impregnable. Has anyone considered proper fortifications for it t'all? A blockade, perhaps, or cannons? Or something a sight more modern, I understand there's all manner of things not common to my era.
Thanks be to you, listeners.
[A casual salute, and cut feed.]
I've heard tell this turtle of ours stops off at locations along the course of its journey. And these shores— would anyone say they at all resemble the Caribbean? Nassau, perhaps?
[He assumes otherwise, but it never hurts to ferret out little bits of information. If nothing else, mention of Nassau might weed out any who know the region and what it stands for. Stood for. He cocks his head to one side, there's maybe a hint of something predatory to his expression.]
I find it curious, aye, to be plain, that we can be so long at sea without fear of outside attack. Pirates, and the like. This place is grand enough, but hardly impregnable. Has anyone considered proper fortifications for it t'all? A blockade, perhaps, or cannons? Or something a sight more modern, I understand there's all manner of things not common to my era.
Thanks be to you, listeners.
[A casual salute, and cut feed.]
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[Okay, now Kidd's just trolling.]
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And now I know that you know that I know that you know I've got two strategies and you're working on counters.
Only I'm not new, so I've got nothing holding me to any of it. But you want to know what's up, so it's your move, matey.
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In a slow, considering sort of way,]
'Matey'.
Surely you've a better grasp of relevant lingo than that.
[Ohhh, it's a challenge. Maybe a mild challenge. But a challenge.]
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I'd ask if you wanted to bet on that, but you'd be playing booty. You should find yourself a nice morts and settle down. I hope she's no gill-flurt. Tarts are for prigging, and what if she cuckolds you, eh? Then what? Bone the blackguard! He even bit your witcher-tilter while he was in residence! It's the thummikins for him! Hope they both get crinkums!
[Bart leans in to the camera and raises an eyebrow.]
Is that gonna be good enough, or do I have to work my way through the vocab of every early 1700s novel I've read? That'll take awhile.
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Bart!
[She has no idea what in the world more than half of that means but she has a pretty good idea.]
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I was only proving that I know the lingo!
[He is completely justified in this.]
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And you couldn't do that without being rude?
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Those were the first words popping into my head that fit together right!
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How often does saying the first thing that pops into your head work out well for you?
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In the short run or long run?
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Let's say both.
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Short run: it cuts to the chase and gets things done faster. 's about a 95% success rate. Long run: I get cuffed round the head. Or grounded. Or, hey, they might forget what I said. OR it turns out I was right all along. I'd say there's a 33% chance it bites me in the ass eventually.
Oh, and 80% of all statistics are made up.
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Either way, that gets a laugh out of her.]
Funny.
But you still need to mind your manners.
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[He opts for the polite response, to be on the safe side, although she totally lost all her authority by laughing. It was worth it for that.]
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A word of advice, lad. I've never in all my days heard anyone talk quite like that. But the words have their veracity, true enough. Leave off the accent next time, though. A man may think you're mocking him.
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Neither've I. Read it, though. Does that count? And I'm not mocking you. Homage is sideswiping imitation.
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[Definitely not offended. Kidd is way too laid back for that particularity.]
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Hey, take it up with the librarians. I'd prolly like that real stuff better, but. Like you said, not exactly the height of literacy. Besides. Everyone exaggerates in their autobiography.
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[Kidd's tone is mild, but rather deceptively so at this point. Gurl, you did not just imply all that would be fun or awesome.]
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What - your era's cornered the market on any of those things? I mean, it's gotten better for some, worse for others. But I know how to make penicillin and vaccines, so it's all good.
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[Also: people really need to stop talking about words that haven't been invented yet. Kidd's brow furrows just slightly. The inference isn't too great a leap, but...]
Medicines, you mean? You're an apothecary?
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[Bart gives the question serious thought. Whole seconds go by.]
No. But I could be anytime I wanted. I could be a lot of things, or pass myself off as them like Frank Abagnale. Only better, because I have the knowledge to pull off the stunts that tripped him up. I think the word you'd know it as is polymath. Or just assume a brilliant street kid got a gentleman's education - and, no, I didn't steal that from Great Expectations, if that book's even been written when you lived.
I know a lot about a lot. If you put me on a boat, I could chart a course and sail it. Which would help the whole running-away-to-piracy plan.
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[The next bit, tho.]
And I suppose you could build one, too, aye?
[Sarcastic? Definitely. But Kidd is interested on a deeper level than that alone implies.]
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Faster than you could, that's for sure. But people have tried the the whole boat idea before. It didn't pan out. And there's the whole barrier thing.
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