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tushanshu2014-01-12 09:54 pm
iwannabeadragon) wrote in tushanshu2014-01-12 09:54 pm
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I knew I’d get this thing on eventually. All it it needed was a few swift kicks to help it along.
[Hawke looks rather smug with himself right now. Despite the crash course given to him, of which he may have zoned out of once or twice, he understands this console about as much as he does magic. The fact he got it working on his own means a lot to him.]
Alright, from what I hear this place is in need of heroes and the like. So much so in fact that they’ve started kidnapping people right off the street. Now I don’t mean to criticize your emperor, but that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Generally it’s considered good manners to ask someone for help instead of just grabbing them by their short and curlies and just dragging them off somewhere.
[He wags his finger in a very ‘you should be ashamed of yourself’ manner.]
Maker, at least people in Kirkwall gave me the illusion of choice before asking me to do something stupid and dangerous. They usually pay me too.
[When he sighs it’s utterly exaggerated.]
Oh well, no use in complaining I suppose.
[Of course that doesn’t mean he’s actually going to stop anytime soon.]
Since I’m here I may as well play along. Chances are this is all some kind of Fade...dream...thing, so what’s the worst that can happen? Besides the possibility of demonic possession.
[Hawke looks rather smug with himself right now. Despite the crash course given to him, of which he may have zoned out of once or twice, he understands this console about as much as he does magic. The fact he got it working on his own means a lot to him.]
Alright, from what I hear this place is in need of heroes and the like. So much so in fact that they’ve started kidnapping people right off the street. Now I don’t mean to criticize your emperor, but that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Generally it’s considered good manners to ask someone for help instead of just grabbing them by their short and curlies and just dragging them off somewhere.
[He wags his finger in a very ‘you should be ashamed of yourself’ manner.]
Maker, at least people in Kirkwall gave me the illusion of choice before asking me to do something stupid and dangerous. They usually pay me too.
[When he sighs it’s utterly exaggerated.]
Oh well, no use in complaining I suppose.
[Of course that doesn’t mean he’s actually going to stop anytime soon.]
Since I’m here I may as well play along. Chances are this is all some kind of Fade...dream...thing, so what’s the worst that can happen? Besides the possibility of demonic possession.
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So I'm supposed to believe that being brought to a giant turtle to fight monsters is more believable then a Fade hallucination created by demons and spirits.
[There's a moment of silence as he thinks about the words that just came out of his mouth.]
Alright so maybe this is a little more possible than I first gave it credit for.
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I don't know. This doesn't seem so bad. Normally when I arrive somewhere new people are trying to kill me within the first few moments.
[He leans back in his chair, getting nice and relaxed.]
So far this is feeling like a much needed vacation. I even have a pool.
[He jabs his thumb off screen. His old house never had a pool.]
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[Have yourself a smug grin there Derek.]
Well don't I feel special now.
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[Because who doesn't love a tree house seriously?]
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[ Derek, sometimes. He has this thing about stairs, and— ]
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[But hey it's not his fault that the people who want him dead cause a lot of collateral damage.]
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