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[iwannabeadragon]

I knew I’d get this thing on eventually. All it it needed was a few swift kicks to help it along.

[Hawke looks rather smug with himself right now. Despite the crash course given to him, of which he may have zoned out of once or twice, he understands this console about as much as he does magic. The fact he got it working on his own means a lot to him.]

Alright, from what I hear this place is in need of heroes and the like. So much so in fact that they’ve started kidnapping people right off the street. Now I don’t mean to criticize your emperor, but that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Generally it’s considered good manners to ask someone for help instead of just grabbing them by their short and curlies and just dragging them off somewhere.

[He wags his finger in a very ‘you should be ashamed of yourself’ manner.]

Maker, at least people in Kirkwall gave me the illusion of choice before asking me to do something stupid and dangerous. They usually pay me too.

[When he sighs it’s utterly exaggerated.]

Oh well, no use in complaining I suppose.

[Of course that doesn’t mean he’s actually going to stop anytime soon.]

Since I’m here I may as well play along. Chances are this is all some kind of Fade...dream...thing, so what’s the worst that can happen? Besides the possibility of demonic possession.

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[solo_patria]

I was. A good many of us were, in fact. We awoke here, restored, those of us who came from those circumstances. Much the way you arrived, I would imagine, but with those added...circumstances.

So far as I can tell the most it means is we will not be able to return home if we wish to keep on living. And, while I would gladly die again, for the cause I stood for, I must admit life here has some pleasantries.

[iwannabeadragon]

And they didn't offer any explanations as to why or how they did such a thing? Just a pat on the back and a kick out the door?

[Not that Hawke ever got a pat on the back but some people just don't like him for the oddest reason.]

Pleasantries like not being dead I suppose.

[solo_patria]

Well, they sent me home in a wagon with some kedan to walk me through the process of setting up house here, at least. The explanations were. Well, I was told actually that it was the empress's business. She was still ruling then.

A little later, she explained more. That we are here to fight a great evil that may spread to our homes if it is not stopped here, but at the time...no, not very much of anything.

[Perish that thought, Hawke! You're charming, and witty and remind Enjolras of his friend Bahorel. HE certainly finds himself liking you a lot, if that helps at all.]

Mm not being dead DOES help.

[iwannabeadragon]

[Raising the dead doesn't sound like a good idea. Then again, summoning people like this doesn't sound like a good idea to him either. Hawke really hopes whatever magic they're playing with his doesn't come back to bite them in the ass.]

So you got the why but not the how. Figures that part would be left out.

[Enjolars just has good taste.]

So I've heard. I haven't met anyone yet who prefers it to alive.

[solo_patria]

[God knows, when you put it that way, Hawke...Not that Enjolras is not okay with being alive, really. He could do with having another chance to restart the French Republic, but fighting to save France from horrible things coming to destroy it, things like Malicant, suffices for now.]

It IS a sort of magic, though that is all I was able to understand as to how it came to be. I suppose knowing that is better than nothing, when I do not understand that sort of mechanic.

[So he does, indeed!]

That would be rather difficult, I suppose.

[iwannabeadragon]

I suppose the 'how' would be lost on me too. Magic isn't exactly my strong suit.

[Although he's gotten pretty good at figuring out what's good and what's bad when it comes to magic.]

[solo_patria]

Mm you seem to come from a world a bit more familiar with it than mine at least. It makes you something more of an expert I suppose.

[iwannabeadragon]

I'm not sure expert is the right word for it, but a lot of people have tried using magic to kill me.

[solo_patria]

Well, closer than my understanding of it, at least. I've seen some types of magic here but never so up close as that, for which I do find myself grateful.

[iwannabeadragon]

Then let me tell you that there's nothing quite as sobering as a stone fist smashing against your chest.

[solo_patria]

Which does sound extraordinarily painful.

[iwannabeadragon]

Only as much as one or three shattered ribs can be.

[solo_patria]

[There's a sympathetic wince.]

I'll consider myself glad I've never had that particular...pleasure... before, then. And hope that I continue to avoid it.

[iwannabeadragon]

I think that's a smart decision.

[solo_patria]

If it does help at all, I've been shot eight times and that was shockingly painful enough.

[iwannabeadragon]

It might be best if both of us learn how to duck.

[solo_patria]

So I have been told before.

[Well, drunk Enjolras, when he has his whole glass and a half, or maybe even *gasp* two glasses of wine tends to curse. And to enunciate every last syllable he can. It's not exactly fun but it IS pretty funny.]

Perhaps at some point, we might attempt that.

[iwannabeadragon]

If you ever figure it out let me know.

[solo_patria]

You will be among the first I share the secret with, I can assure you.

[iwannabeadragon]

My ribs thank you.

[solo_patria]

I imagine mine would do the same if this works properly in future.

[iwannabeadragon]

We can only hope that it does.

[solo_patria]

We all live in that, so I am told.

[Perhaps not specifically Enjolras getting drunk to stave off the pain of injuries but...]

[iwannabeadragon]

So have I. I suppose that means I have to believe it then.

[solo_patria]

In some things, perhaps. In others, I admit I am not completely sure.

I find one's friends can often become the subjects of false hope, at least regarding something of their sanity.