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[Gene turns on the feed and is about to speak. He opens his mouth to say something, and then, quite suddenly - there is a large amount of snow coating his hair. And half the inside of his suite. Among the snow is a vast collection of random junk, including some Angry Birds robots and other things people may recognize as once belonging to an absentee trickster god.

Also there's a bloodhound. A bloodhound which is rolling around in the snow and saying indistinct things about entrails and murder. Standard stuff, really, for a bloodhound.

Gene closes his mouth, whatever he was about to say forgotten in the wake of this new fuckery. He looks back, taking in the scene behind him for a good five seconds, and turns back to the camera, his face a mask of utter, dangerous calm.]

Loki...

[He takes a deep breath. The mask of calm shatters when he yells:]

...what the fuck?!

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I think he dropped that stuff on you knowing you would react to it. Doesn't hurt to keep it if he gave it to you. It serves him right.

Huh. You might have a point.

[And that's as much of an admission that you're right that you're going to get, Stark. Treasure it.]

[Hah. He's always right. Okay, mostly always. Probably.

The point is he doesn't need validation! He's totally being smug over the connection now.]

If you set his stuff on fire, just make sure you do it publicly.

If I set his stuff on fire, I'll use the dog to start the blaze.

That's a dog? [It's a murderous sounding pet, that's for sure.]

Huh. Well, I guess it does seem like your kind of companion.

What's that supposed to mean?

Neither of you are going to win an award for most smiles in the city. Maybe Loki has the right idea.

So what if I don't go around looking like I'm on Prozac? This is just my face. This is just how my face looks.

That's unfortunate. Have you ever tried smiling once in awhile? It might actually throw him off.

[Deadpan:] People find it unsettling when I smile.

[It's a total lie, but people who knew him probably would find it unsettling to see him smile.]

Why? Do you give them creepy stalker smiles?

[He's only teasing Gene a little bit. Tony doesn't know him well enough to really think much of him other than he's a grumpy kid that knows Loki, but that doesn't stop him from trying to heckle a reaction out of him.]

Maybe you just need more practice.

[Gene smirks, which is usually about as close as he gets.]

Not exactly. But it's a rare sight. And there's not much to practice about around here.

No wonder he likes you. [Yeah. Totally creepy.]

All these people around and you have no one to practice on? Come on. You're just not looking.

There's a demon dog from the pits of hell setting all my stuff on fire.

I don't have too much to be happy about.

Maybe you can train it?

[Or not. But he's also not being eaten by said demon dog, so Tony doesn't have to rescue him and can default to jokes.]

[Yeah, let him just dial up Cesar Milan, is what he would say if he'd gotten to that particular nugget of pop culture. Alas.]

I have no experience with dogs. And I don't think that's suited for a beginner.

[Even Cesar Milan can't save Gene from that hell beast.]

Okay, I guess you've got a point. But what are you going to do with it?

I don't know. I guess I have to keep it.

Will you? Huh. He'd like that, I think.

Yeah...whatver. [He shrugs, trying to look indifferent.]

Just don't get eaten, okay? [Yeah, he sees that tsun.]

[Gene is 99% tsun, 1% dere, and 100% bad ~~fashion~~ choices.]

Yeah, I'll do my best.

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