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[gavehead]

_{[ Evening. Here is Bro Strider again with a very important announcement. It's pretty important, considering the guy is actually wearing something that is fucking formal looking. His typically spiked, platinum hair is combed neatly and swept to the side, and he is lacking his hat. The light is low.. and.. was a bouquet of flowers..? Yeah, that's right— looks like red roses.
Don't worry. He's not trying to seduce you... I don't think. (??????) ]}

Yo.
Valentine's Day is right 'round the corner. That means absolute bullshit to me other than the fact that business boomed back home for me at this time of year.
Jesus fucking dicksacks.
Do people got nothin' better to do on Valentine's Day besides fucking each other? Pretty fitting. I ain't complainin' too much if it brings in the Benjamin Franklins for me, but for real.

_{[ He lowers his pointed shades for a moment just to wink. Oh, so that's his eye color. It's a really unusual orange. ]}

Been workin' on some stuff in my spare time. Like this— this— not to mention this.

_{[ As he says each item, he holds them up with the most vacant expression, peering over each item then tossing it aside. Yeah, you're right. This was the guy a few weeks ago who was hunting for a fist to fist fight... and now he's displaying risque looking clothing. ]}

Other various things I probably shouldn't show on the public network even though ya'll would get a kick outta'm.
Contact me for any more information.

By the way— anybody got any information on the brothels 'round here? Any information at all is helpful.
Got my own reasons why.

_{[ With that, he gently takes one of the roses and bites the stem, holding it in his mouth for a moment before cutting the video.
Listen, it could have been worse. He almost wore some of his items and put himself on display. ]}

Comments

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[mightythinice]

Okay, so not going to judge since everyone's home is different. But those are so not practical. I never got why people wore the damn things in the first place.

Different strokes for different folks.

And I'm not even fucking touching the last question. Not that I'd know anything anyway, but I'm still not touching it.

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[gavehead]

_{[ Oh, what an interesting response— she's hella young too. Well shit. He'd love feedback. ]}

Tell me in vivid detail what you think practical is.

_{[ oh.. boy. ]}

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[unconchonable]

The fuck is Walnetine's day, and the fuck is THIS?

[No seriously, Bro. What.]

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[gavehead]

_{[ FUCK HE WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU ERIDAN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. ]}
Walentine's Day?
The fuck is that.
Never heard of it.

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[hisbabygirl]

[And she's looking a little... traumatized. Partially amused, sure. Mostly traumatized though.]

You know I was gonna say that you look nice...

[She should probably just not respond further.]

But then you started wavin' things around and... talkin'.

[Bro please. She's only a child!]

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[gavehead]

_{[ yoooooooo, red alert, red alert. ABORT. ABORT MISSION.]}

Sup, kiddo.
What are you up to?

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[ixis]

MS. SARAH.

You are A LITTLE YOUNG to be consorting with lingerie peddlers. Desist immediately.

[not here]

[nowthatsfunny]

[How the fuck did Joel ever do this?

Tess is going to have a very strong drink now.]

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[mightythinice]

Hey, Sarah! I already talked to this guy about his whole fancy underwear thing, I got this under control.

[she won't tell Sarah to cease and desist, at least]

So don't let anyone boss you around, okay?

[backinakidflash]

Uh. Those don't look your size, dude.

[gavehead]

Really?

_{[ A pause. He pans out of view and shuffles for a lacy bra, then holds it up so his chest for comparison. ]}

You sure?

[solo_patria]

But...if one is wearing them for the act itself...

Then how...


Forgive the question, I suppose but modern underwear is ODD.

[gavehead]

_{[ oh shit. ]}

Not fancy enough for you?

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[trainwrecked]

'bout those brothels. Are you looking for information as a customer, supplier, or another kind of professional interest?

[ Bucky raises his hands, palms forward. ]

Just so I have some idea what to answer with, you don't have to be very specific.

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[gavehead]

All of the above.

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[alphatar]

[Whoa. Wait. That's exactly the type of underwear Korra's seen at a shop recently.]

I thought Valentine's Day was about giving people chocolate? [It's what she's learned from Rapunzel anyway.]

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[gavehead]

Yo, Kor.
Sure. You can do that if you really want.

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[parallels]

Despite the complete lack of discretion, I have to compliment your design skills.

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[gavehead]

_{[ Bro slowly lifts his hands and places the tips of his fingers on his cheeks. ]}

Oh fuck.
Thanks, man.

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[vhaidtluin]

What in Lolth's name is 'Valentine's Day'? Do you people really find those appealing?

[All he cares about is getting a female out of her clothes, having sex and then leaving. Skimpy outfits aren't exactly his thing.]

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[gavehead]

Hell yeah they do— and typically pay big bucks for'm.
It's an Earth holiday.
Not sure if you're an Earthy kind of guy there.

_{[ doesn't look like it, but who knows. ]}

[lostundercover]

I try not to judge, but where I'm from, a man keeps his dirty laundry hidden.

[It has the benefit of being both literal and a metaphor.]

[gavehead]

That so.

_{[ short responses— usually typical of Bro. ]}

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[warrioreidlos]

You know there is kids on these things too, right? Shouldn't you talk about stuff like that in a bit more... private manner?

[He sounds half admonishing, half wry, like he isn't sure whether he should be scolding him, or snorting at his antics. Bro, he cannot handle you.]

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[gavehead]

...




No.

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[detectus]

And the sexy underwear reminds me that I'm so painfully single here.

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[gavehead]

I get reminded of that when I wear'm too.

_{[ the most stoic of faces. ]}

Sure you'd look cute in'em.