AUDIO; from a cafe; post-bottle

[nerdylilspidey]

 [Peter's not quite in the right place, mentally, to put up a video post. And he definitely isn't sure he should put it up from his own suite. So he's found his way to the nearest cafe, with an oversized hoodie pulled up over his head, and is starting up only an audio feed.]

Never a boring moment around here, is there? One minute we're normal-ish, celebrating Valentine's Day, and the next we're battling evil miasma inside a magic bottle.

Does anyone ever wonder what happened to the idea of rest and relaxation?


[FILTERED to the Spider-family]

...Sorry. About what happened back there. You-- You guys know that that-- That wasn't me. You know that, right...?

Oh, God... [There's a sigh, and then a beat of silence before he continues.] Anyway, just- I'm sorry.

Comments

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

I guess my pun senses were tingling.

audio;

[imaginate]

What, next thing you'll tell me is that you're mildly psychic?

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Only when it's punny.

audio;

[imaginate]

That's gotta earn some punishment.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Aw, I think this is one thing worth expunging from my record.

audio;

[imaginate]

Punk!

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

I throw no punches.

audio;

[imaginate]

And spun no lies, I guess, so that clears you.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

I'm very punctilious about the lies I tell, I'll have you know.

audio;

[imaginate]

Okay so the only words I've got left are "punctual" and "punctuation", so hurray? You win.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

[He laughs at that.]

Those are the last ones I had, too.

audio;

[imaginate]

[He laughs as well.]

Wait, hold up, I just thought of pungent.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

I draw the line at insulting my BO.

I shower every week.

audio;

[imaginate]

[Alarmed:] Only once a week?

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Okay okay, sometimes three times a month.

audio;

[imaginate]

No clean water?

[Yeah sure, it's fun to mess around, but if there's a legitimate problem Kyle personally feels he'd like to know.]

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

It's more of a mood thing, actually.

[Peter's completely joking. He's just amused by how serious Kyle is taking this.]

audio;

[imaginate]

[He chuckles.]

Lucky I don't know your parents.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

My parents accept me for who I am.

...Or- they would. Really it's just me and my aunt.

audio;

[imaginate]

[Lightly:] What does she think of her nephew rebelling like this, huh? Shame on you.

Re: audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Well, I'd like to think that she's proud of my ascent into manhood.

audio;

[imaginate]

More like slobhood.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

You mean those aren't the same thing?

audio;

[imaginate]

Point taken, but in this case, usually? No.

audio;

[nerdylilspidey]

Will you feel better if I say that my last shower was yesterday?